If Gordon Freeman could say one sentence, what would it be?

[thejdcole]

Ok, so we all know Gordon Freeman is famous for being a hardcore, mute scientist with a shotgun. But if he could say one sentence (just one sentence in his whole life) what would it be?

And if this thread takes off and there are loads of pretty amusing comments, then i will take the top 5 quotes and make a poll so people can vote on it too!

 

[Hazy]

"No Alyx, I am not going to fight through the zombie infested trenches to disable the gun that can rip me to shreds, how about you do it yourself?"

 

[Armored Prayer]

"Stop bitching about ep. 3 not coming out!"

Thats what I'd imagine he say.

 

[killgannon]

"Ohhh so this is what my voice sounds like.."

Probably followed by him frantically writing down that he shouldn't of wasted his one sentence on saying something so stupid.

 

[secretsantaone]

'John Freeman, bro, I am science zombie'

 

[Wolfram23]

It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum - and I'm all outta gum

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING COMBINE ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANET!

 

[Rusman]

"Why do I have to keep using this gravity gun for EVERYTHING!"

 

[WestMountain]

LEERRRROOOOOOOYYYY JeeeeeeenKiiiiNSSsssss

 

[LongLiveourMachine]

"............."

That such a Gordon Freeman thing to say

 

[Vkmies]

You are gonna to take this crowbar in your ass and like it!

 

[Kenjitsuka]

"All join the Escapist Forums, I secretly post there ALL THE TIME!"

 

[brucelee13245]

Alyx, does Doctor Free gotta smack a *****?

 

[An Gealt]

"STOP SAYING GORDON FREEMAN!!!!!"
Has anyone else noticed that everyone who he meets says Gordon Freeman at least once??

OR: "MY NAME ISN'T GORDON....call me frank"

 

[Monshroud]

"I should have took that job with Aperture Science..."

 

[Captain Wes]

"Do you guys remember that gum that was like zebra stripes but it was fruit flavored, what was that called again?"

At least that's what I would say

 

[oppp7]

The cake is a lie.
Harr harr harr...