"If I don't make this out alive tell ..."

Riecharus

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Tell the person who killed me to make sure he double taps because as an angry man once said "rage is a hell of an anesthetic"
 

Swarles

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If I don't make it out of here alive... tell Activision to put dinosaurs in MW3
 
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"If I don't it out alive, tell them that I will return when they need me once more."

I'd become a legend expected to return. Eventually I would become a myth, a fairytale told to children as a story of courage, a story investigated to prove whether it was true or not. I'd be happy with that.
 

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If I don't make it out of this alive tell nobody that it's because I never left.

Just you wait...

You'll all see...
 

Ice Car

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If I don't make it through this, tell the player to pause and go to the main menu. Load the last savepoint.

YAY IMMORTALITY.
 

remnant_phoenix

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ScoopMeister said:
'If I don't make it out of this alive... Make up some inspiring last words and tell everyone that I said them.'
LOL.

This is a really good one. It sounds like something that Mal from Firefly would say.

I can totally see this line being legitimately and effectively used in an action-drama where the character saying it has a humorous and cynical streak...are you sure you didn't steal this line from somewhere?
 

Kahldris71

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If i dont make it out alive...

i ate your chocolate cake
tell my girlfriend... her twin sisters rock
Tell lassie.... timmy can stay in the well
Tell yourself... that i did your mom.
Tell everyone... im jesus.
tell everyone... (Rips ear off) to stop f****** calling me... jesus OWW my ear.
 

Master Kuja

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If I don't make it out of this alive, tell the person that sent me on this bullshit quest that I'm going to haunt them. A lot.

Kahldris71 said:
tell everyone... (Rips ear off) to stop f****** calling me... jesus OWW my ear.
Sorry brah.
 

WOPR

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willsham45 said:
You are about to head into the final challenge, everything is at stake you might not come out alive this is where you must go on but before you head into the cavern you tell your mate "If I don't make this tell ..."

How would you finish this dromatic staitment.

If I don't make this out alive tell my dad...he's wierd.
If I don't make this out alive tell Bruce Willis, that I...
*puts on shades*
Died Hard...
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
 

CardinalPiggles

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If I don't make it, tell your mum, she's an awesome shag.

loc978 said:
"...tell my wife I said... hello."

Okay, okay, I'm not married, and that was a reference...

I love Futurama.
 

Andy Shandy

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Sikratua said:

Well, except for the "wife" part. I'm single and lonely.
Damn you, good sir, for Ninja'ing me with the video :p

And same, when it comes to the single and alone D:
 

Vivace-Vivian

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"If I don't make it out alive tell my partner she was the best thing that ever happened to me."

Aww how romantic.
 

darkbshadow

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I'd turn and tell them, "If I don't make this out alive, tell everyone I did not do the 'If I don't make this out alive...' clique.
 

Sion_Barzahd

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"If i don't make it, don't forget to move the bodies."

"If i don't make it, hide my porn."

the second one is actually from a movie or TV show.