If I was a... I would...

[Jurassic Rob]

Simple game.

Say you are something, and what you would do:

e.g.

If I was a Hammer, I'd hammer in the morning!

 

[Ethereal.Frog]

If I were a kitten, I'd curl up and die of malnourishment.

 

[itstimeforpie]

If a was a falcon, I'd punch something!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

If i were a rabbit, I would die in the corner of my cage.

 

[ElephantGuts]

If I was a billionaire oil tycoon I would stay on my giant yacht having orgies with beautiful women all day.

If i were a rabbit, I would die in the corner of my cage.

How terribly depressing.

EDIT: Same goes for the first response, I suppose.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

If I was a billionaire oil tycoon I would stay on my giant yacht having orgies with beautiful women all day.

If i were a rabbit, I would die in the corner of my cage.

How terribly depressing.

EDIT: Same goes for the first response, I suppose.

What can I say, I'm a pessimist.
If I were Solid Snake, I would wear baggier cloths, or maybe some robes over my skintight suit.

 

[ElephantGuts]

If I was Pavel Kazakov I would stop being a fictional character in a book and do something useful with my life.

(I would say cookies for the reference but I already gave away who he is, it's just a matter of finding out the book. So half a cookie, I guess. And yes, my earlier response was related to this, because I am busy reading that book.)

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

If I was an obese man, I would loose weight.

 

[ShotgunShaman]

If I was Hail Fire 998, I would duel other pokemon.

 

[Sick boy]

If I were less awesome than I am now, I would commit suicide.

 

[roboduck]

If I were an omnipotent being of perfection and absolute pureness I would get breakfast now instead of creeping around the forums.

 

[Sneakist]

If I was a sniper, I would get headshots.

 

[Asciotes]

If I were Schmoopy, I would cast flare. (It had to be done eventually)

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

If I were the Neravine, I would sit in my house fortress.