If Jesus came back, what game would he play?

[coldwarkid]

This all started as an argument between my and my maths teacher: If Jesus were to appear, say, next week, finish all his Godly and miracle-tastic duties, and decide to chill out and play a few games, what would he play?

I personally think he'd be all about "Prince of Persia", but my teacher thinks he'd play Resident Evil.

(and I mean no offense to anyone, by the way, it's just an opinion.)

 

[J-Man]

Well, not spore.

 

[Son of Makuta]

Populous?

 

[Sombra Negra]

Black and White. Father envy.

 

[coldwarkid]

Well, not spore.

I'm inclined to agree, I actually think that one of his miracles would be eradicating spore.

 

[NeedAUserName]

Fallout 3, so he could save the world (sort off), but also be a hero, or a git along the way...

 

[Ranooth]

I think he would just bum about, play a little Call of Duty 4 and eat a lot of pinkberry.

 

[rossatdi]

Half Life 1 & 2, for the messiah feeling he wouldn't get from us cynical fucks.

 

[danielm1129]

He'd either play shadowrun cause he likes healing people and rising from the dead,

or he'd play Halo, change his gamertag to Judas and piss everyone off.

P.S. Forgot to mention that it would be pretty funny to watch him try and play one of the games in the postal series.

 

[J-Man]

Methinks he might enjoy Black and White.

 

[reaper_2k9]

Fable 2 that way he can have the experiance of being a compleley evil person.

 

[John Funk]

Jesus brings those blue sparks [http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2003/12/12/].

 

[Quinn Davis]

TF2 as a medic. He already knows what it means to be a martyr, and to help people with no thanks at all. Ah, the life of an Ubercharger.

 

[Rankao]

He'd play the upcoming Ghost Busters game of course...
[A Funny Image]

Actually that was somehow clever response.

I would have to say Contra.

 

[PureChaos]

probably something really ironic like a God game like the Sims.

 

[Beowulf DW]

I think he might play a Japanese game with Christian religious reference because he'd get a kick out of how the Japanese have an amusing tendency to "not quite get it."

Or maybe we'd play Super Smash Bros. Brawl:

Me-"So, who else will be joining us?"

Jesus-"I was thinking that I'd invite Buddha, and maybe Mahommed or Moses. Let me tell you, Moses has some great Canaanite jokes."

OR

Me-"You want to have a 4-man Free-for-all?" But there's only two of us."

Jesus-"Well, actually, there's three of me."

 

[Amnestic]

Jesus is Everything, thus he is not restricted to one game, he plays all at once with the power of God.

That said, I reckon he'd have a soft spot for the Civilisation series.

 

[EnzoHonda]

Whatever he played, he would never lose his progress. Why?

Because Jesus saves.

I'll let you savor (savior?) that for a while.

 

[Lullabye]

A game in which the hero doesnt get crucified *cough* for his actions.
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