If Kirby ate you...

[j0frenzy]

He would gain a black panama hat, side burns and goatee. His power would be knowledge of obscure information and bad pop culture references. Oh, and terrible puns and jokes.

 

[The DSM]

He wouldnt get anything, Is slice him up from the inside.

Thats what you get for trying to eat me pink puffball!

 

[Orcus The Ultimate]

he'd get a fedora hat, and a tommy gun firing bubblegum

 

[Call4Duty]

He'd get wavy copper-coloured hair and his powers would be pretty much the exact same as UFO Kirby.
Yeah I can fly and shoot lasers, what of it?

 

[WINDOWCLEAN2]

He'd Have A Skinny black tie and skateboard....

Can anyone make this in Photoshop for me?

 

[soren7550]

He'd have a head of brown cursed curly frizzy locks that is always in a braid, and will have the amazing power of obsession over anything Perfect Dark & Mass Effect.

 

[MinishArcticFox]

He would become lazy and waste his moderate intelligence working an average job likely related to loan under-writing. As for a hat he would definatly have one of those hats that allow you to drink beer.

 

[Taco of flames]

He'd gain some glasses, and a tangly poof of hair would stick out from the side of his head. His powers would be an ability to occasionally make awesome jokes, point out flaws in others' logic, and ridiculously high damage resistance. And a ton of other cool stuff.

 

[Baldry]

He would receive an afro and a love for the insane things in life....Oh also some cool accessories...Oh and loads of hats

 

[FolkLikePanda]

He'd grow bushy long hair and be able to destroy ear drums because he puts too much bloody bass on the bass amp

 

[Sev72]

He would wear an Ushanka and gain the ability to speak with a bad Russian accent and drink copious amounts of alcohol. He would of course turn white.

 

[KimberlyGoreHound]

He would get sores on his face and have the power to give people herpes...

He would get shoulder length hair and a leather jacket and the ability to... I dunno headbang to Metal music and play shooters pretty good.

Okay, that's actually pretty accurate to me, so I'll just steal this answer, because I'm boring and uncreative.

 

[zohmbee]

I'd try to fight back. But Kirby'd probably win soooo... he'd turn red, with short dark hair and he'd wear a six-sizes-too-big plaid shirt and black wifebeater, and wield a machete.

:3

 

[Daemascus]

A knowledge of all things Stargate... AND LASERS!!!!

 

[Z(ombie)fan]

He'd become really tall. And Lazy. And start questioning the nature of his existence. And... start wearing jeans and a t-shirt and being good at science.

So our kirbies are essentially twins I gather

 

[Deadlock Radium]

He would be extremely bad at 99% of RTS' and he would be VERY thin.
And he'd also wear a fedora.

 

[The Almighty Grigard]

He would get sores on his face and have the power to give people herpes...

He would get shoulder length hair and a leather jacket and the ability to... I dunno headbang to Metal music and play shooters pretty good.

Okay, that's actually pretty accurate to me, so I'll just steal this answer, because I'm boring and uncreative.

Hey that's mine. Give it back or I'll call the police.

 

[Sirch.Cajnos]

If kirby ate me, he would have a bandana with an eagle feather in it, be using a tomahawk, and have the power to talk to animals
(i'm native american and animals love me)