If Kirby ate you...

[imaloony]

He would get a pair of glasses and a poor outlook on life.

His appetite would be expanded several times over, he would become extremely lazy and addicted to video games, TV, and the internet, as well as anime.

 

[Jay D Gee]

he'd get my abe lincoln hat. and a beer in his hand. no power at all

 

[Theron Julius]

Bwahahahahaha... As if Kirby could even get within a hundred yards of me without being reduced to a pile of ash... But if by some miracle I was eaten by Kirby, he would become a god of all of the galaxy! His power would be unmatched by any other being, mortal and immortal alike. He would be able to do anything! He would be unstoppable!

Unfortunately he would explode upon absorption due to the tremendous amounts of power.

 

[picturecreeper]

He would start thinking about nazis and soviets...ALOT

Proof that you really need to take a break from the cyberworld and enjoy the fact that NAZI GERMANY AND SOVIET RUSSIA ARE DEAD!

 

[Zeromaeus]

It would be like Sleep Kirby, only his eyes turn to dots and he stares blankly at a screen that appears from nowhere.
Also he'd wear a hat. A random hat.

 

[dancinginfernal]

The ability to pretend to know what he's making noises about.

Y'know, since he doesn't really talk.

 

[RatRace123]

He'd become white and he'd don a brown hoodie. His power would be sarcasm. Not sure of the combat usage, but it'd probably be awesome.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

If Kirby ate me, he'd get nothing out of it just like when he swallows a Waddle-Dee.

 

[SpireOfFire]

he'd suddenly have glowing read eyes and uncontrollable rage and strength.

 

[FalloutJack]

He'd get a green fedora and a pipe, 'cause I'm an Irish lucky bastard. And his power would be extra wily-ness.

 

[ace_of_something]

He would get a cowboy hat and a .44 Colt.

Either than or stabbed in the stomach from the inside.

You pose an interesting situation.
If Kirby swallowed you, could you fight back from the inside?

I submit that you cannot or surely one of the thousands of his 'gurgitated legions of foes would've done it by now. I mean some of them DO carry swords.

 

[Gincairn]

he'd grow a van-dyke, turn black and disarm his enemies with dry/sarcastic humour. (Oh and he'd talk with a British accent)

 

[TehChef]

He'd get shoulder length hair, some sweet mutton chops + goatee, and either beat the shit out of people with a six string bass or turn into an even better cook and deal more damage than his normal cooking attack.

his cook attack is already an instant kill, do you plan to kill them twice or something?

Nah, his cooking attack isn't an instant kill, at least not in Smash Bros. Brawl. A higher level cooking attack would be an instant kill for everything, even if you had no damage.

 

[Layzor]

He'd have big yellow sunglasses and a big spikey hair do.

The power to be shoot laserbeams made of his own self-satisfaction.

 

[warprincenataku]

He'd turn into a giant a**hole.

 

[Deviltongue]

His accessory would be an assortment of knives and a Zippo lighter and his hat would be a mask with a wide yellow smile on it. His ability would be to do whatever the hell he wants cuz he has knives, fire and a crazy mask.

 

[Vitor Goncalves]

He would wear glasses and braces.

 

[Sir Prize]

He'd get a pair of readig glasses and be able to ignore everything that happens around him.

 

[InvisibleMilk]

Kirby swallows me, he gets Bright red rosy cheeks(even more rosier than his), a black tobbogan, and the most terrifying Pig Squeal ever.
I'm pretty good at those.

 

[Manji187]

Then he would convulse heavily, foam from his mouth, eyes rolling back in their sockets.. and die...nobody can take that much cynism and sarcasm and live...it's like taking a cyanide pill.