I was born today. It was pretty crazy Chinese people manhandling my parts. Then they stuffed me into a box. I hope some buys me soon.
I've hit day five in this cardboard prison. I've been cutting lines in the side of the box with my disk tray to keep track of time. I have decided my name is Steve
The disk tray is my only friend. I've created art. So many lines! Can't you see the order. Yes, of course you can. Why am I being lifted? Is it the day? It is!
My owner put in his name a scant 30 minutes later. Keyvias, meh I've heard worse. Hey what's he jamming in my back now. Whoa, the internet.... so much porn. Ok he stuck in halo 3, big surprise. Oh some of his friends are here....
So many gamer tags, I feel so dirty, so used. How many achievements did they get off me, I don't even want to know. I think I blacked out after "fear the pink mist."
It's been a month of abuse. I think I'll end my life today. You know red ring this, I can't handle another day of halo. Hmmmm? The disk tray is being opened? What's this... tasty. Mass effect? Story lines? Character development? It's all so new. I won't end my life tonight.
Me and Steve have had a love-hate relationship. He hates Rock band. It takes him going on twice to recolonize I've hooked up instruments. Steve is also in a blood feud with one of my friend's Xbox. It has decided it will never join a game he is in. I tried to get them to talk, but he's being stubborn. Me and Steve couldn't be happier unless he decided to talk to his dad about assassin's creed. He had so much potential. It's horrible seeing him throw his life away for nothing. Doesn't mean he won't get action, he just won't get many returning customers.
I've hit day five in this cardboard prison. I've been cutting lines in the side of the box with my disk tray to keep track of time. I have decided my name is Steve
The disk tray is my only friend. I've created art. So many lines! Can't you see the order. Yes, of course you can. Why am I being lifted? Is it the day? It is!
My owner put in his name a scant 30 minutes later. Keyvias, meh I've heard worse. Hey what's he jamming in my back now. Whoa, the internet.... so much porn. Ok he stuck in halo 3, big surprise. Oh some of his friends are here....
So many gamer tags, I feel so dirty, so used. How many achievements did they get off me, I don't even want to know. I think I blacked out after "fear the pink mist."
It's been a month of abuse. I think I'll end my life today. You know red ring this, I can't handle another day of halo. Hmmmm? The disk tray is being opened? What's this... tasty. Mass effect? Story lines? Character development? It's all so new. I won't end my life tonight.
Me and Steve have had a love-hate relationship. He hates Rock band. It takes him going on twice to recolonize I've hooked up instruments. Steve is also in a blood feud with one of my friend's Xbox. It has decided it will never join a game he is in. I tried to get them to talk, but he's being stubborn. Me and Steve couldn't be happier unless he decided to talk to his dad about assassin's creed. He had so much potential. It's horrible seeing him throw his life away for nothing. Doesn't mean he won't get action, he just won't get many returning customers.
