If not for the Escapist I...

[SkoopMaster]

... I would be very very bored
... I wouldn't be involved in a forum
And I would be asleep by now

 

[Bravo 21]

Were it not for this website I would have suicided.

BEAT THAT.

OH YA

Well I would have gone on a nation wide killing spree with pliers and a lock in a tube sock

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!?

Well I would have gone around sawing babies heads off with a rusty spoon....And possibly detonated nuclear bombs all over antarctica if anyone tried to stop me.

BEAT THAT!

OH YA

Well I would have been lifting bricks, where? on top of another pile of bricks SON!
And I would have donated money to an orphanage and... wait... and renovated it to a whore house!

OH YA!?

I would have kidnapped the childeren from your orphanage in bin bags and then thrown them off a bridge...

And THEN I would sell them into prostitution!

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!

*This guy is good!*

OH YA!

Well I would be the guy paying for said prostitution, and I wouldn't use protection!

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!

*Just cutting in here*

Well I would be the guy that gave you AIDS

BEAT THAT

... I would also probably be asleep

 

[My name is Fiction]

Were it not for this website I would have suicided.

BEAT THAT.

OH YA

Well I would have gone on a nation wide killing spree with pliers and a lock in a tube sock

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!?

Well I would have gone around sawing babies heads off with a rusty spoon....And possibly detonated nuclear bombs all over antarctica if anyone tried to stop me.

BEAT THAT!

OH YA

Well I would have been lifting bricks, where? on top of another pile of bricks SON!
And I would have donated money to an orphanage and... wait... and renovated it to a whore house!

OH YA!?

I would have kidnapped the childeren from your orphanage in bin bags and then thrown them off a bridge...

And THEN I would sell them into prostitution!

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!

*This guy is good!*

OH YA!

Well I would be the guy paying for said prostitution, and I wouldn't use protection!

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!

*Just cutting in here*

Well I would be the guy that gave you AIDS

Wait so your saying your a prostitute?

OH YA!

Well... My description is so graphic that I would never post it on this site I LOVE SO MUCH!

BEAT THAT!

 

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

Were it not for this website I would have suicided.

BEAT THAT.

OH YA

Well I would have gone on a nation wide killing spree with pliers and a lock in a tube sock

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!?

Well I would have gone around sawing babies heads off with a rusty spoon....And possibly detonated nuclear bombs all over antarctica if anyone tried to stop me.

BEAT THAT!

OH YA

Well I would have been lifting bricks, where? on top of another pile of bricks SON!
And I would have donated money to an orphanage and... wait... and renovated it to a whore house!

OH YA!?

I would have kidnapped the childeren from your orphanage in bin bags and then thrown them off a bridge...

And THEN I would sell them into prostitution!

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!

*This guy is good!*

OH YA!

Well I would be the guy paying for said prostitution, and I wouldn't use protection!

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!?

Well I would film you doing this with a hidden camera and send The footage to The orphan's family (or at least what family it has)...




...On what should have been the child's birthday...Or at christmas, whatever's closest.

Now good sir...Beat that.

 

[My name is Fiction]

Were it not for this website I would have suicided.

BEAT THAT.

OH YA

Well I would have gone on a nation wide killing spree with pliers and a lock in a tube sock

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!?

Well I would have gone around sawing babies heads off with a rusty spoon....And possibly detonated nuclear bombs all over antarctica if anyone tried to stop me.

BEAT THAT!

OH YA

Well I would have been lifting bricks, where? on top of another pile of bricks SON!
And I would have donated money to an orphanage and... wait... and renovated it to a whore house!

OH YA!?

I would have kidnapped the childeren from your orphanage in bin bags and then thrown them off a bridge...

And THEN I would sell them into prostitution!

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!

*This guy is good!*

OH YA!

Well I would be the guy paying for said prostitution, and I wouldn't use protection!

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!?

Well I would film you doing this with a hidden camera and send The footage to The orphan's family (or at least what family it has)...




...On what should have been the child's birthday...Or at christmas, whatever's closest.

Now good sir...Beat that.

OH YA!

Well...

*Hits you with a crowbar and drags you to the trunk of your own car that I am about to hot wire*

BEAT THAT!

 

[Whitenail]

I wouldn't have met the love of my life.

I hate to be yet another person but...wow...you're finally back! Don't let the sign-up date fool you, when Teddy left it was quite a brutal exodus (you're welcome to use that as a band name).

OT: Few people are going to know what I'm talking about but this place helped me work things out and get things in order, not to mention if it weren't for this place I would've never been introduced to some of the kindest, most caring individuals I have ever had the honour of communicating with.

Aside from that I suppose game, film and music reccomendations are a bonus.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I wouldn't have met the love of my life.

I hate to be yet another person but...wow...you're finally back! Don't let the sign-up date fool you, when Teddy left it was quite a brutal exodus (you're welcome to use that as a band name).

OT: Few people are going to know what I'm talking about but this place helped me work things out and get things in order, not to mention if it weren't for this place I would've never been introduced to some of the kindest, most caring individuals I have ever had the honour of communicating with.

Aside from that I suppose game, film and music reccomendations are a bonus.

Your warm welcome is much appreciated. Thank you.

 

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

Were it not for this website I would have suicided.

BEAT THAT.

OH YA

Well I would have gone on a nation wide killing spree with pliers and a lock in a tube sock

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!?

Well I would have gone around sawing babies heads off with a rusty spoon....And possibly detonated nuclear bombs all over antarctica if anyone tried to stop me.

BEAT THAT!

OH YA

Well I would have been lifting bricks, where? on top of another pile of bricks SON!
And I would have donated money to an orphanage and... wait... and renovated it to a whore house!

OH YA!?

I would have kidnapped the childeren from your orphanage in bin bags and then thrown them off a bridge...

And THEN I would sell them into prostitution!

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!

*This guy is good!*

OH YA!

Well I would be the guy paying for said prostitution, and I wouldn't use protection!

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!?

Well I would film you doing this with a hidden camera and send The footage to The orphan's family (or at least what family it has)...




...On what should have been the child's birthday...Or at christmas, whatever's closest.

Now good sir...Beat that.

OH YA!

Well...

*Hits you with a crowbar and drags you to the trunk of your own car that I am about to hot wire*

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!?

You can't do that.I'm 14, I DON'T HAVE MY OWN CAR!!!


BEAT THAT!

 

[My name is Fiction]

Were it not for this website I would have suicided.

BEAT THAT.

OH YA

Well I would have gone on a nation wide killing spree with pliers and a lock in a tube sock

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!?

Well I would have gone around sawing babies heads off with a rusty spoon....And possibly detonated nuclear bombs all over antarctica if anyone tried to stop me.

BEAT THAT!

OH YA

Well I would have been lifting bricks, where? on top of another pile of bricks SON!
And I would have donated money to an orphanage and... wait... and renovated it to a whore house!

OH YA!?

I would have kidnapped the childeren from your orphanage in bin bags and then thrown them off a bridge...

And THEN I would sell them into prostitution!

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!

*This guy is good!*

OH YA!

Well I would be the guy paying for said prostitution, and I wouldn't use protection!

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!?

Well I would film you doing this with a hidden camera and send The footage to The orphan's family (or at least what family it has)...




...On what should have been the child's birthday...Or at christmas, whatever's closest.

Now good sir...Beat that.

OH YA!

Well...

*Hits you with a crowbar and drags you to the trunk of your own car that I am about to hot wire*

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!?

You can't do that.I'm 14, I DON'T HAVE MY OWN CAR!!!


BEAT THAT!

*Gasp*

"Well you are the devils incarnate and I coagulate you for your hard earned victory, now I must fall asleep and poison your towns water supply."
Cheerio!

 

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

Were it not for this website I would have suicided.

BEAT THAT.

OH YA

Well I would have gone on a nation wide killing spree with pliers and a lock in a tube sock

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!?

Well I would have gone around sawing babies heads off with a rusty spoon....And possibly detonated nuclear bombs all over antarctica if anyone tried to stop me.

BEAT THAT!

OH YA

Well I would have been lifting bricks, where? on top of another pile of bricks SON!
And I would have donated money to an orphanage and... wait... and renovated it to a whore house!

OH YA!?

I would have kidnapped the childeren from your orphanage in bin bags and then thrown them off a bridge...

And THEN I would sell them into prostitution!

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!

*This guy is good!*

OH YA!

Well I would be the guy paying for said prostitution, and I wouldn't use protection!

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!?

Well I would film you doing this with a hidden camera and send The footage to The orphan's family (or at least what family it has)...




...On what should have been the child's birthday...Or at christmas, whatever's closest.

Now good sir...Beat that.

OH YA!

Well...

*Hits you with a crowbar and drags you to the trunk of your own car that I am about to hot wire*

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!?

You can't do that.I'm 14, I DON'T HAVE MY OWN CAR!!!


BEAT THAT!

*Gasp*

"Well you are the devils incarnate and I coagulate you for your hard earned victory, now I must fall asleep and poison your towns water supply."
Cheerio!

I don't drink water (not pure water anyway)

Beat that.

 

[SovietSecrets]

I wouldn't have read a lot of awesome topics and posts and met a lot of cool people.

 

[ilspooner]

Wouldn't have ZP, Unskippable, ExtraCredits and LoadingReadyRun. And I wouldn't be able to post on nice, but sometimes elitist forum.

 

[Hader]

I wouldn't have a reincarnated zeal for writing, that's for sure. On top of that, met a few awesome people

 

[zen5887]

Someone should ask Purple Rain this.

Anyways.. I wouldn't of had the time of life in Canada a few weeks ago. True story!

 

[My name is Fiction]

Were it not for this website I would have suicided.

BEAT THAT.

OH YA

Well I would have gone on a nation wide killing spree with pliers and a lock in a tube sock

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!?

Well I would have gone around sawing babies heads off with a rusty spoon....And possibly detonated nuclear bombs all over antarctica if anyone tried to stop me.

BEAT THAT!

OH YA

Well I would have been lifting bricks, where? on top of another pile of bricks SON!
And I would have donated money to an orphanage and... wait... and renovated it to a whore house!

OH YA!?

I would have kidnapped the childeren from your orphanage in bin bags and then thrown them off a bridge...

And THEN I would sell them into prostitution!

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!

*This guy is good!*

OH YA!

Well I would be the guy paying for said prostitution, and I wouldn't use protection!

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!?

Well I would film you doing this with a hidden camera and send The footage to The orphan's family (or at least what family it has)...




...On what should have been the child's birthday...Or at christmas, whatever's closest.

Now good sir...Beat that.

OH YA!

Well...

*Hits you with a crowbar and drags you to the trunk of your own car that I am about to hot wire*

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!?

You can't do that.I'm 14, I DON'T HAVE MY OWN CAR!!!


BEAT THAT!

*Gasp*

"Well you are the devils incarnate and I coagulate you for your hard earned victory, now I must fall asleep and poison your towns water supply."
Cheerio!

I don't drink water (not pure water anyway)

Beat that.

-_- zzzzzzzzzZZZZZZ
*ignoring you*

"Oh and I got...


BEAT THAT!

 

[Sixties Spidey]

...Wouldn't have found a better forum with more rational minded people.
...Wouldn't have learned proper forum etiquette.
...Wouldn't have discovered games I never even knew I loved.

 

[Dimensional Vortex]

If it weren't for the escapist I wouldn't have had such poor grades. I love you guys and hate your distracting powers.

xD I hope thats not true.

... Wouldn't have an intelligent forum to go to without too many vulgar teenagers posting weird crazy BS.

Me too, I can't believe we haven't had too many pissed off troll teenagers in. Alas there was one person who I think has a rude finger as his avatar, and he is frequently getting banned for his various idiosyncrasies.

Back to the topic:
I don't think I would have gotten into as much Anime as before
I wouldn't have made a plan to try harder to get back into reading
I wouldn't have learnt as many new words, seriously you guys have taught me a whole bunch xD
I wouldn't know about as many games as before
I would not know of Heavy Rain the game
I would have bought an Xbox

 

[Dimensional Vortex]

Were it not for this website I would have suicided.

BEAT THAT.

OH YA

Well I would have gone on a nation wide killing spree with pliers and a lock in a tube sock

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!?

Well I would have gone around sawing babies heads off with a rusty spoon....And possibly detonated nuclear bombs all over antarctica if anyone tried to stop me.

BEAT THAT!

OH YA

Well I would have been lifting bricks, where? on top of another pile of bricks SON!
And I would have donated money to an orphanage and... wait... and renovated it to a whore house!

OH YA!?

I would have kidnapped the childeren from your orphanage in bin bags and then thrown them off a bridge...

And THEN I would sell them into prostitution!

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!

*This guy is good!*

OH YA!

Well I would be the guy paying for said prostitution, and I wouldn't use protection!

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!?

Well I would film you doing this with a hidden camera and send The footage to The orphan's family (or at least what family it has)...




...On what should have been the child's birthday...Or at christmas, whatever's closest.

Now good sir...Beat that.

OH YA!

Well...

*Hits you with a crowbar and drags you to the trunk of your own car that I am about to hot wire*

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!?

You can't do that.I'm 14, I DON'T HAVE MY OWN CAR!!!


BEAT THAT!

*Gasp*

"Well you are the devils incarnate and I coagulate you for your hard earned victory, now I must fall asleep and poison your towns water supply."
Cheerio!

I'm sorry, you coagulate him for his hard earned victory? you coagulate him? You change him from a liquid into a thick and/or solid state? Okay I was just checking if you understood what you just said cause it was a bit weird.

Back on Topic: I would never have watched Zero Punctuation which caused me to start hating most games I see, It won't stop GAH!
I would never have pondered getting Oblivion.
I would have never seen as many new videos
I would never have been such a frequent forum poster.

 

[El Poncho]

I wouldn't have tried one of the hottest chillies in the world, or have given it to people in my school and watch them cry in pain.

 

[My name is Fiction]

Were it not for this website I would have suicided.

BEAT THAT.

OH YA

Well I would have gone on a nation wide killing spree with pliers and a lock in a tube sock

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!?

Well I would have gone around sawing babies heads off with a rusty spoon....And possibly detonated nuclear bombs all over antarctica if anyone tried to stop me.

BEAT THAT!

OH YA

Well I would have been lifting bricks, where? on top of another pile of bricks SON!
And I would have donated money to an orphanage and... wait... and renovated it to a whore house!

OH YA!?

I would have kidnapped the childeren from your orphanage in bin bags and then thrown them off a bridge...

And THEN I would sell them into prostitution!

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!

*This guy is good!*

OH YA!

Well I would be the guy paying for said prostitution, and I wouldn't use protection!

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!?

Well I would film you doing this with a hidden camera and send The footage to The orphan's family (or at least what family it has)...




...On what should have been the child's birthday...Or at christmas, whatever's closest.

Now good sir...Beat that.

OH YA!

Well...

*Hits you with a crowbar and drags you to the trunk of your own car that I am about to hot wire*

BEAT THAT!

OH YA!?

You can't do that.I'm 14, I DON'T HAVE MY OWN CAR!!!


BEAT THAT!

*Gasp*

"Well you are the devils incarnate and I coagulate you for your hard earned victory, now I must fall asleep and poison your towns water supply."
Cheerio!

I'm sorry, you coagulate him for his hard earned victory? you coagulate him? You change him from a liquid into a thick and/or solid state? Okay I was just checking if you understood what you just said cause it was a bit weird.

Back on Topic: I would never have watched Zero Punctuation which caused me to start hating most games I see, It won't stop GAH!
I would never have pondered getting Oblivion.
I would have never seen as many new videos
I would never have been such a frequent forum poster.

Exactly, thats how good I am.
Heres a badge to you General grade 2 Gramer nazi!