if pokemon were real, which one would you have?

[TyeDye75]

Its gotta be Pidgeot, flying around on it would be awesome...

or furrett would make a cute pet

 

[Kruxxor]

I would love to have a Gengar, because he is made of awesome and win.

Or maybe a Scyther, because he's badass.

Or a Gardevoir to use for sex.

 

[i.like.waffles.]

haunter is the best

 

[Fighterblaze]

Either Charzard, because it's fucking dragon; or Palkia. That way, anyone who is stupid, I can send them to another demiention(sp).

Actually, Charizard is Fire/Flying, not Dragon.

I would have to say, a shiny Rayquaza. Simply because he is my favourite Pokemon and when he is shiny he looks brutal.

 

[The Cheezy One]

Scarmory!!!!

 

[The Noble Shade]

Gardevoir, for the compassionate companionship.

 

[BlueTomfoolery]

Patamon!

Oh shit wait....

 

[lemby117]

Octillery, because it's the closest thing I'll get to the Kraken.

There isn't an actual squid Pokemon is there? You'd think they would have one by now.

You forgot Tentacool or Tentacruel.

OT: I can't think of one right now, I'll be back.

EDIT: I'm back. I would love a Flygon, I always get one of those in Ruby, Sapphire, or Emerald.

actualy tentacool/tentacrule are jelyfish

 

[geldonyetich]

Another day, another not-even-two-weeks-old thread topic [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/9.126243] revived, worded slightly differently, in the name of reply count badge earning.

I see my pick [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/9.126243.2650859] is a little more popular this time. Yes, the reasons aren't completely sexual.

 

[Nemorov]

Yep. I want a Gengar. For reasons of evilness that I'm not going to specify here. >=D

 

[I Am Pigeon]

Zapdos of course.
No competition to that at all.

Either that or Snorlax, both are good.

 

[Sneaky Paladin]

Obviously Arceus. I would control time AND space. MWAHAHAHAHA BOW DOWN TO THE NEW LEADER

 

[Voltaggia]

I think this image sums everything up pretty nicely.

In case you're wondering, the image is from a VG Cats comic.

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

Mud. Kips.


Now In all seriousness, I'd go for Mewtwo for lack of originality.

 

[ashikoto]

i will go with croagunk/toxicroak because if any body made me mad i would just have her poison jab them and then lights out.

If not them id say glacion because because i find it to be the cutest eeveelution

 

[la-le-lu-li-lo]

A little Ponyta that I'd raise into a beast Rapidash.

 

[mykalwane]

Ditto or Charmander, though I rather have Guilimon then either of them. Nothing beats the Dub version of him. He can beat the sh!t out of any pokemon while being cuter then any of them in his rookie form.

 

[Bourne Endeavor]

Arcanine <3

Charizand and Houndoom are close behind as are Pikachu and Raichu.