If real life had cheat codes. . .

el_negro

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Ctrl Shift C ---- Klapausius or !;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;
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Bot_kill (after a 3 minute talk)
 

Mechsoap

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savandicus said:
Mechsoap said:
I would activate godmode and put 1 dollar in a bank! after a million years i would have about 20 dollars!

I am a genius!
Sorry to rain on your parade but if you put in 1 dollar even with an absolutely terrible interest rate of 0.1% you would nearly 3 dollars in 1000 years and in a million years you'd have more than a googol googol googol googol dollars. Or 1 x 10^400.

Interest is awesome!
Bugger, math defeated me again...
 

Jabberwock xeno

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I'd make myself invincble and immortal, and I'd be able to undo any big mistakes I make.

I'd stop time and get work done too.
 

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When being born, input this code

up left down right B A up up B

and you will start out with max intelligence.
 

Biosophilogical

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Super-powers activate (not over-powered ones, just versatile ones that can seem OP because they have so many useful applications. Creation and control of water (ice and steam aswell) would be useful as shit, combined with the immortal-invincible-youthful combination and you can do almost anything (because water is almost everywhere in some quantity) and have no fear of the consequences ... actually, take out invincibility, that sounds crap and boring, where's the fun in taking risks if it isn't a risk, just go with healing abilities.

Also, save/load would be useful but I'd probably abuse it, so I'd have a 'critical save/load' wherein I can only use it to navigate to significant events in my life.
 

TitanAtlas

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impulse 101

and

godmode

enough saied.....

ohoh i almost forgot.... noclip....

then i could be immortal, be able to own, and go trough walls to steal money, or help people or whatever....
 

Mercsenary

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The problem with money cheat is that you depreciate the value of the dollar(pound, euro, yen, what have you) so fast it wouldnt even be funny. Though thats only if you dump it into the system at one time. Not to mention at least dollars are numbered so it'll be a little... suspicious.

The other thing is gold. Gold is valuable because it is rare. If you suddenly have an endless supply of gold, well... its no longer rare. It no longer has the value it used to.
 

General BrEeZy

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infinite EFFING money!!
all guns and infinite ammo from goldeneye 64.
infinite ammo and bottomless clip from halo reach
low gravity, jetpack, infinite energy for said jetpack. q-claw from 007 agent under fire, and the like..
 

Giantcain

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lacktheknack said:
God Mode: On
Cthulhu Incantation: Memorized
Conjuration: 255
Mages Guild: Open

????????

Whatever happens here won't be profitable, I can tell you that. :D
including you stuck in Cthulhu's stomach :) may want quicksave and quickload while your there.
 

NotAPie

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Big head mode on.
Flying Cars on.
Super punch on.
God mode on.
TitanAtlas said:
impulse 101
You'll die as soon as all those weapons and ammo spawn on you.
 

Nickolai77

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Find the universe's "~" key, press it and open the cheat menu.

"coc testinghall"

Be teleported to the worlds testing hall. Have fun.
 

Lekonua

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Noclip, fly everywhere I want to go in the world.

Problem car companies, airlines?