If the Escapist was a city, what would YOUR job be?

[General Twinkletoes]

I will be the incompetent brovengers coordinator and strategist, communicating to them from the big brovengers tower. Constantly leading them to the wrong places, accidentally losing important information on the injustice league and giving them terrible advice on how to approach any given situation, I will be the backbone of the team.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I will be the incompetent brovengers coordinator and strategist, communicating to them from the big brovengers tower. Constantly leading them to the wrong places, accidentally losing important information on the injustice league and giving them terrible advice on how to approach any given situation, I will be the backbone of the team.

Without you, we couldn't of possibly done all the amazingly redundant things we've done.

You're a credit to the team.

 

[Andy Shandy]

I have absolutely no idea, if someone could tell me what I could be then fantastic. Otherwise, it seems I would be unemployed in this place.

 

[Hero in a half shell]

I dunno... A social climber

I'd just be that guy with no actual skills, knowledge or discerable occupation yet somehow I manage to be VIPing at every high class social event and party despite no one knowing just who the crap I am.

Yeah, That'd be me, and I'd be awesome.

 

[Total LOLige]

I would be a detective, on the trail of ne'er-do-well's.

I wanted to do that maybe a bounty hunter instead bail jumpers beware. Or maybe I'll be the sheriff, okay I'll take deputy.

 

[JochemHippie]

I'd be the local drugs dealer.
>_>
<_<

 

[Scarim Coral]

I will be some guy working in an IT office. Mudane I know.

 

[mParadox]

One of the proud and honourable entrepreneurs of the city. Herr Paradox at your service.

I'd have the most awesome tea shop ever!

 

[Euphbug]

I'd probable be some pencil pusher in a random office for some boss I dislike.....What? We all can't get the nice dream jobs.

 

[GrimTuesday]

I like to think I would be one those angry talking heads who talks about the political topics of the day. Something akin to Keith Olbermann or Lawrence O'Donnell.

 

[Asita]

Information Broker, simply due to lurking tendencies and how I try to keep an ear to the ground on any number of different subjects.

 

[Frankster]

I'd be a 1920s style detective, investigating escapist citys murkier tales and secrets, uncovering all sorts of ugliness and corruption and sad stories.

 

[Lizardon]

I'd be the editor in chief of an online tabloid covering video games, gamers, the gaming industry, and gaming culture, as well as a number of ongoing video series and webcomics.

 

[klown]

Luckly, programmers will still be needed regardless of who runs the city. So I'll still be doing that, but probably be paid more, and become more well known for it.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

In the morning, I'll be that homeless guy that says the world is ending

But at night, the Injustice League awakens to do nefarious schemes!

 

[Froggy Slayer]

Hah, great thread

Well, going with the city theme, I suppose The Brovengers would the super heroes of Escapostopia.

Except we're not very good >_<

Brovengers! Brossemble!

Sir, I wish to apply for the Brovengers...as MACHINE GUN GANDALF.

Tell me, Sir Clarion, am I in?

Oh, and my day job is as a physicist/inventor operating out of an abandoned warehouse.

 

[DJ_DEnM]

A local DJ working the night shift. I guess. I don't really know.

 

[wolf thing]

I would be wolf thing phd, and work at the local particle accelerator doing science for science's own sake.

 

[Hoplon]

As a pub club member, one of the cities wealthy elite, idling away the days and getting conspicuously drunk in the evening, much to the shame of the family name.

Really though? Batman.

 

[Judgement101]

Homeless Vagrant screaming at people in the subway.