If the Escapist was a city, what would YOUR job be?

[uchytjes]

well isn't it obvious? I'm the creepy, decrepit, old movie theater projectionist!

 

[SadisticFire]

I would be a mudcrab.
More seriously?
Probably a person that shown up after staring at the city through google maps, then make a board game shop, and probably share my cynical ideas to those that wanna talk. And have cats.
More realistically?
Probably some one that lives off income from others while playing Magic the gathering.

 

[StormShaun]

Ordinary journalist by day and by night...

I am the Archangel of Lightning. Your local savior!

...what? I'll save everyone from this darn Brovenger/League of Evil war~!

 

[Scarecrow]

I would be a underground pirate radio DJ, broadcasting music to a loyal gathering of freaks. You know who you are.

 

[Icehearted]

Professional Vocabularian? Town Thinkist? Grammatical Wordsman? First Apprentice to the City's Leading Verbologist? Philisopharian? Any of those would do, I suppose.

Homeless Guy
I'd ramble on about my opinions to anyone who passes by.
I'll be surprised if I'm the only one of these

Most likely more like this guy though. There's something to be said about spending your days speaking freely to nobody with a cup in your hand. Not sure what, but I'm sure there's something.

 

[That One Six]

I'd probably be a quiet recluse with a telescope, the guy who's lived in the city for countless years, yet no one knows him. Maybe the manager of some sort of store. I exist, yeah, but no one really knows my face or my name, even though I'd been here longer than anyone else.

 

[Sonicron]

Given my skills and interests, I'd probably either be a teacher of some kind, or run a local geek store.

 

[Agayek]

I'd probably be that one guy in the city that everyone vaguely recognizes, but can never place where from.

Either that, or this guy:

 

[Agayek]

I exist, yeah, but no one really knows my face or my name, even though I'd been here longer than anyone else.

Hah! I've got you beat by a whole 2 months!

 

[uhddh]

I will be the incompetent brovengers coordinator and strategist, communicating to them from the big brovengers tower. Constantly leading them to the wrong places, accidentally losing important information on the injustice league and giving them terrible advice on how to approach any given situation, I will be the backbone of the team.

Without you, we couldn't of possibly done all the amazingly redundant things we've done.

You're a credit to the team.

And I'd be the janitor that cleans up your mess.

Not really. I'd be that random citizen. You know the one.

 

[CyanideSandwich]

Drunken Hermit. I've been here for a fair while, yet have very few posts, and when I do come out and say something, my opinion is generally dismissed.

(Not really a profession, but I don't think anyone will care.)

 

[Instant K4rma]

The janitor that everyone knows only because he smells vaguely like old food and urine.

What? Low self-esteem? Don't be ridiculous.

 

[Robot Number V]

I kinda feel like I'd be a plumber. Under-appreciated and always dealing with other people's shit. *ba-tum-tish*

I have absolutely no idea, if someone could tell me what I could be then fantastic. Otherwise, it seems I would be unemployed in this place.

Obviously you'd be an air-conditioner repairman who always tells the truth. Like some kind of...True Repairman.

 

[MeChaNiZ3D]

Struggling manga artist and hired thug. What, you expect me to live off selling comic books?

 

[exessmirror]

probably SWAT or private security

 

[MrFalconfly]

High-energy physicist. (no I'm not one IRL I'm just a massive nerd with an interest for quantum mechanics and high-energy relativistic physics)

I'm sure Escapistopia has a local particle-accelerator (like the LHC or LINAC).

 

[Paradoxrifts]

Patient zero of the coming zombie apocalypse.

 

[Sacman]

Probably homeless and hated...<.<