If the internet had a final boss, who or what would it be?
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Definitely troll face. He will just sit there and taunt you, telling you that you can't win the game and that your a terrible person etc.
There is no way to beat him because like all trolls the only way to win is to not play. So the entire point, the big finale, is that you have to stop playing to finish the game.
There is no way to beat him because like all trolls the only way to win is to not play. So the entire point, the big finale, is that you have to stop playing to finish the game.
You must fight through every faction of nerd: LOTR, Star Wars, anime, video game, etc. Then the hipsters, then the trolls, then the viral videos and internet memes, and if you've managed to survive, Daniel Tosh is waiting at the end, posting videos of you and trolling them
A massive horde of pony fans who you can never get to shut the fuck up about ponies wherever they are despite all the currently existing threads, groups, and dedicated forums set up about the damn things.
I imagine the fight would be like the very last scene in Halo Reach: There is no winning, you just hold out as long as you can against the horde until finally they overwhelm you and force ponies down your throat until you choke to death on them.
The final boss of the internet is clearly W.T. Snacks. It can't be anyone else. I mean, moot is far too nice to be a final boss. He's like the adorable crazy uncle of the internet. Everyone loves mootles. Thus, Snacks is the final boss.
While moot barrel-rolls away into the sunset(probably back to Mexico or to the store to get moar soup), Snacks brings the banhammer down onto your face. Snacks isn't really gone, you see. He's merely biding his time, waiting for a worthy foe, much like Bowser waiting in his castle for Mario to arrive.
...And can I just mention the fact that moot insists on his name always being written in the lower case? His name is never meant to be capitalized. It's been bugging me. Gah.
While moot barrel-rolls away into the sunset(probably back to Mexico or to the store to get moar soup), Snacks brings the banhammer down onto your face. Snacks isn't really gone, you see. He's merely biding his time, waiting for a worthy foe, much like Bowser waiting in his castle for Mario to arrive.
...And can I just mention the fact that moot insists on his name always being written in the lower case? His name is never meant to be capitalized. It's been bugging me. Gah.
There already is one. It's called GLaDOS. You are just an unknowing test subject.
captcha: idesiden Bun... hmm... I hope it's tasty!
captcha: idesiden Bun... hmm... I hope it's tasty!
Obviously the final boss of the internet is...
*DRUM ROLL PLEASE*
The Internet, more specifically, every single web page ever would combine into some super-mega-ultra-optimal-hyper-crunchy-fabulous transformer.With lasers....lots and lots of lasers...
pew pew
*DRUM ROLL PLEASE*
The Internet, more specifically, every single web page ever would combine into some super-mega-ultra-optimal-hyper-crunchy-fabulous transformer.With lasers....lots and lots of lasers...
pew pew