If this is the answer, what is the question?

[Nouw]

40+2 .

Pie.

 

[frobalt]

Q. What food stuff was it that your fat friend ate all of?


Skinny midgets.

 

[The Night Angel]

What's thin on the ground?


Muddy puddle

 

[NerfedFalcon]

What don't you want to get sucked into hell via?

Skrillex.

 

[wintercoat]

Q. Artist most often mistaken for a modem?

about a pound and a half.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

How much does a rat's soul weigh?

A mob of angry children did it.

 

[scorptatious]

Who is the father?

Scientific Progress goes "Boink"

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

How do you know that the ants are advancing?

The third one did it.

 

[wintercoat]

Ma'am, which of these men stole your purse?

two blocks down, take a left.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Which way is the Bastion?

I don't know, but it involves exactly four cherry bombs and a jackhammer, and it's easiest to do it in the Bermuda Triangle area.

 

[scorptatious]

What happened last night?

Blarg Blarg Honk Blarg

 

[The Night Angel]

Could you act like a crazy person for a few seconds?


Around 2am tomorrow.

 

[SodaDew]

When will I post next?

clouds

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

What are those weird things in the sky?

600 without pants.

 

[willofbob]

What would happen if Leonidas' army stole a time machine and travelled back one minute.

Silly Buggers

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

How would you describe the resident lamebots?

I heard they ate a trillion porcupine eggs.

 

[Bouncer]

Why do their breaths sting?

I don't wanna say.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Why are you a thing?

They didn't.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Is it possible that your parents ever had intercourse?

Spoiler: Answer in form of image.

If it doesn't load, the answer is: Eddard Stark.

 

[The Night Angel]

People you don't want to cross swords with???


A Spanish potato.