If this is the answer, what is the question?

[NerfedFalcon]

Are you secretly the love child of Sonny John Moore and Vinyl Scratch?

Dolan.

 

[Dr.Susse]

If I were to become a Nolan North impersonator what should I call myself?

Club some Penguins.

 

[Nouw]

So what am I supposed to do again?

Become a fire.

 

[Dr.Susse]

When a mummy flint and a daddy bit of Kindling get together what do they do?

Freeze your onions people!

 

[NerfedFalcon]

What should I shout in the streets in order to get locked up for being insane?

Good evening. Here is the news.

 

[thesilentman]

What does Fox News do?

No, I will not play that MMO. That MMO is a disgrace to all of humankind with all of the arguments that should stay on the Internet.

 

[Neuromancer]

Yo dude let's play this new MMO its got graphics and boobs and hot girlz and everything, you with me brah?

I'm not going there to die. I'm going to find out if I'm really alive

 

[thesilentman]

Wanna take on the Tomb of the Giants?

I'm interested in absolutely no one. Good day.

 

[The Night Angel]

Which of these fine slaves would you like to purchase???

A medium sized pot belly.

 

[Dr.Susse]

The most spacious fireplace without sacrificing heat is the what?

Black hole sun.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Won't you come and wash the rain away?

Only Johnny Cash can do that.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Have you ever fallen into a burning ring of fire?

The worst cooking show.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

If you mix a cannibal, a culinary genius, a nutrician and an unsuspecting audience, what do you get?

Da voodoo.

 

[thesilentman]

How do I avoid the Shadow of the Colossus situation?

I need citation in order to prove that.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Did you know that butts are made of demon's guts?

No way!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Can we switch accounts?

Nah it was just a drone.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Was that just an evil communist MIG?

Of course I would!

 

[Dead Seerius]

Hey, would you please give this elderly man a sponge bath?

You first.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Do you think if we jump off this building we'll be fine?

Cancer's airborne now.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Why are there so many cases of cancer?

Only on Wednesday.