If this is the answer, what is the question?

[NerfedFalcon]

Do you like the idea of always-offline consoles?

Like I give a damn about that.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

What is the assumed mentality of most forum users?

Just hug it out.

 

[kailus13]

How would you cure a case of the grumps?

Smurf gangbang

 

[Dr.Susse]

I'm a single guy looking for a good time; What should I do tonight?

Just fist fight a goat.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

What's the best way to get some bruises that I can show to the police?

Go to McDonalds.

 

[Neuromancer]

What is the best way of getting overweight?

I cannot be caged! I cannot be controlled! Understand this as you die, ever pathetic, ever fools!

 

[Teoes]

Do you have any last words?

Nah, don't worry, you're safe - I checked it myself.

 

[Dr.Susse]

My lungs. Did you see the man who took them?

More drunk than a glass of water.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

What kind of condition are you feeling in today, sir?

You are a chair, darling.

 

[Nouw]

Can I ride shotgun?

And then I got high.

 

[kailus13]

Okay, so you were smoking pot, and then?

56 if I recall correctly.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

What is the meaning of life?

Water resistant plasters.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

What do you have more of than any other thing in the world?

Bill Clinton's saxophone.

 

[Nouw]

What's next on the hit-list?

D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-JAAAAAAYYYYY.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I'm hosting a small low key set of jazz records what should my stage name be?

Tomas was alone.

 

[Neuromancer]

You remembered that the only way to keep ourselves safe from the monster is to work in pairs, right?

I'm like a bad meal, ya just can't keep me down!

 

[NerfedFalcon]

What's your go-to pick-up line?

我は汝?汝は我.

 

[Teoes]

Could you write something I won't understand?

It's strapped to my leg.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Did you bring the soup?

She never saw it coming.

 

[Neuromancer]

How did the invisible dog escape?

What is this? Ι came here to be tested!