If this is the answer, what is the question?

[kailus13]

What should we label this music as?

Pink straightjackets.

 

[Headsprouter]

How do we show our support for homosexuals in our insane asylum?

Corn-cob.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Can you name the worst murder weapon ever used in a movie?

Yes they're making lists of people interested in this.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Keeping up with the Prenda Law debacle?

Captcha says 'spin doctor', so let's go with that.

 

[kailus13]

Who do you go to after a centrifuge accident?

Socks with sandals.

 

[Headsprouter]

How do I offend Gok Wan the most?

Chocolate.

 

[Teoes]

What shall we make our redesigned highway barrier out of?

Glint in the milkman's eye.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

What was your mother's nickname for you as a child?

Bullet time like the Matrix.

 

[kailus13]

How do you see the world after 50 cans of red bull?

Strangely coloured sheep.

 

[MrCollins]

What does a colour blind person imagine when trying to go to sleep?

An irate pirate

 

[Headsprouter]

What do you get if you take away one of Pirate pirate's P's?

Corn dog.

 

[kailus13]

What is a uniquely American snack that completely mystifies non-americans?

Caterpillars.

 

[Headsprouter]

What is a symbol for acquired beauty?

A quill.

 

[kailus13]

What has been rendered obselete by pens?

Feather dusters.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

What is the most common object used for torture?

Only when I'm out of ammunition.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Do you ever knife people?

42.

 

[Porygon-2000]

What do you get when you multiply six by nine?

Thunder bolts and lightning, very very frightening!

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the fandango?

About 20000 orbs, which is who knows how much blood.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Will you do the fandango??

Totally addicted to touching cactuses.

 

[kailus13]

What is a strange fetish?

Blacklight sheep.