If this is the answer, what is the question?

[kailus13]

How are the experiments coming along?

Wrong hole.

 

[Porygon-2000]

Okay, the thermometer goes in... Here, right?

I don't know, but frankly it turns me on...

 

[Neuromancer]

Why oh why are you watching gay tentacle porn?

But the future refused to change.

 

[Porygon-2000]

Didn't we tell you not to have sex with your future self?!

The toxic waste did it!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Hey which of you scientists mutated this baby!?

Sixteen straws.

 

[kailus13]

You can fit what in there?

Jesus sheep.

 

[Neuromancer]

If humans are the sheep, God is the shepherd and Jesus is both human and God, what does that make him?

Good assasins never die. They just... fade away...

 

[Porygon-2000]

Whatever happened to Rosie O'Donnel?

Pneumonia is a *****.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

What is Pneumonia?

People's Democratic Republic of Korea.

 

[Neuromancer]

Where do you want to go on Holiday?

I won't let you leave, not when I'm so close to unlocking your power!

 

[kailus13]

May I leave the order, oh grand magister?

Your dead mother.

 

[Headsprouter]

What is today's special, Mr. Waiter person?

*vomits*

 

[kailus13]

How much have you drunk?

JOY!

 

[username sucks]

How have you been feeling since your entire family died?

EXPLOOOOOOOSSIOOONS!!!!!

 

[Headsprouter]

TORGUE!?

Comic sans.

 

[kailus13]

Name a font.

Inflation fetish

 

[Dr.Susse]

What was the funniest thread that was ever on the escapist?

Heat to 180 and then flip.

 

[kailus13]

How do you cook pancakes?

Broken condoms.

 

[Teoes]

What's the best way of cutting back on the amount of time you spend playing games?

Ventriloquism.

 

[Neuromancer]

How can you do so many voices?

Time is the cruelest cut.