Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Dec 27, 2014 #981 Why were you rubbing your hands all over my puddi magnet? General Lee Oliver ordered it.
El Cazador New member Dec 30, 2014 29 0 0 Dec 31, 2014 #982 Q: Who gave you the order to say General Lee Oliver ordered it? A: 9.80665
sky14kemea Deus Ex-Mod Jun 26, 2008 12,760 0 0 Jan 4, 2015 #983 What currently has pins and needles? About 2/3rds.
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Jan 5, 2015 #984 Now where did I put my penis...? Straight into your favourite ear.
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Jan 5, 2015 #985 Just how often is it healthy to misplace one's penis behind an item of furniture? Carry on, private.
Fractral Tentacle God Feb 28, 2012 1,242 0 0 Jan 5, 2015 #986 What was the less successful arbitrarily-large-number movie about Spartans? The year 1999.
Rabbitboy New member Apr 11, 2014 2,966 0 0 Jan 5, 2015 #987 Which year came after 1998? It was the best time in my life!
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Jan 6, 2015 #988 What was the Storming of the Bastille? I need it more than I need blood.
Redlin5_v1legacy Better Red than Dead Aug 5, 2009 48,834 0 0 Feb 19, 2015 #989 Armor thickness. How important is it to you? Well, I guess Bill Clinton was right!
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Mar 19, 2015 #990 Did you hear about that White House secretary who turned out to be an alien spy? I always new toilet paper was destined for something special.
Did you hear about that White House secretary who turned out to be an alien spy? I always new toilet paper was destined for something special.
sky14kemea Deus Ex-Mod Jun 26, 2008 12,760 0 0 Mar 20, 2015 #991 Is toilet paper the new cure for swamp ass? About 82 and a half pounds.
Rabbitboy New member Apr 11, 2014 2,966 0 0 Mar 23, 2015 #992 How much does your ass weigh? That way.
EilaliE What does this title-thing do? May 29, 2014 1,011 0 41 Mar 23, 2015 #993 Which way did the Taliban go? It's a bit more complicated than that.
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Mar 23, 2015 #994 So the stalk comes and fires his pregnancy ray at the woman and then babby is formed? Your butt, mister.
So the stalk comes and fires his pregnancy ray at the woman and then babby is formed? Your butt, mister.
Rabbitboy New member Apr 11, 2014 2,966 0 0 Mar 24, 2015 #995 Could tell me what is on fire here? You can do this!
KissingSunlight Molotov Cocktails, Anyone? Jul 3, 2013 1,237 0 0 Mar 26, 2015 #996 Are you sure I can do this? That is not my tempo!
Twintix New member Jun 28, 2014 1,023 0 0 Mar 26, 2015 #997 Can you go this fast? I will puke in your hoodie.
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Mar 31, 2015 #998 Whatchoo gonna do 'bout me crapping on your desk, Holmes? I like the green and orange ones.
U UndisputedX New member Apr 2, 2015 29 0 0 Apr 14, 2015 #999 Q: Which mutant puppy do you want dear? Transformers having hot passionate love
Rabbitboy New member Apr 11, 2014 2,966 0 0 Apr 15, 2015 #1,000 How do they reproduce? That's just ketchup.
