If this is the answer, what is the question?

[Matilda X]

This bratwurst is delicious! What's in it?

Nothing special, just a deformed chimpanzee.

 

[The Night Angel]

So I hear your wife's pregnant, what are you hoping for??
(Welcome to the escapist by the way!!! Stay out of the basement )

A huge amplifier.

 

[Dr.Susse]

What's the best way to spread the talent that is One direction?

A never ending loop.

 

[willofbob]

What is the worst way to spread the talent that is One Direction?

This is the best game since Grifball!

 

[The Night Angel]

Why do you like throwing chickens at trees???

Juggling knives

 

[willofbob]

What is the best thing since Grifball?

Sinestro/Star Saphire shippers. All of them.

 

[willofbob]

Why are you hugging that pile of money?

Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs!

 

[The Night Angel]

How'd your sister manage to make so much money betting on the race??

A crushing defeat.

 

[willofbob]

Ahh! Thinkin' 'bout getting' some wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more, eh?

... Unt ven ze patient voke up, his entire skeleton vass missink, unt ze Doktor vass never heard from again!

 

[bobmus]

What was the end of that crappy horror story again?

He glassed him for it.

 

[The Night Angel]

How did your brother get that cookie off his mate??

3 to go.

 

[willofbob]

Alright, how many of those douchebags who wear their pants around their thighs do we have left?

No, and you can quote me.

 

[EmptyOptimist]

Hey - have you seen my puppy? I'm sure I left her right here.

If you rub hard enough, the colour will come right off!

 

[Dr.Susse]

How do I get blood out of my clothes?

Play it one handed.

 

[bobmus]

How come you broke up with her, she seemed nice?

Until I could count seventy.

 

[Dr.Susse]

What does this pasta need?

So much rope.

 

[The Night Angel]

What do his intestines remind you of???

Blue ink.

 

[Dr.Susse]

All of my garden destroyed. What happened?

A true man of the Earth.

 

[willofbob]

What is the correct response to hearing Justin Bieber sing.

Tvtropes. It did this.

 

[MammothBlade]

What caused you to ninja me?

You need a bit more dynamite.