If this is the answer, what is the question?

[The Night Angel]

Why are you balancing a bucket of urine on your head??

Not since last June.

 

[MammothBlade]

overpuce, what do you have to say for yourself before this court?

I'm afraid I'm missing a letter w, a letter e, and t, part of the letter r, c, most of the asdf and the any key.

 

[MammothBlade]

Overpuce, what is your preferred age for boyfriends?

It was laggy. I had no choice but to unleash the kraken.

 

[The Night Angel]

He sneaked into my room last night???

Horticulturists

 

[The Night Angel]

Hey, mind if I gouge your eyes out??

B sharp.

 

[The Night Angel]

Can I shave his eyebrows??

Windows Vista.

 

[Dr.Susse]

What's the best operating system for hunting Moose?

Those small lights in the corner of you eye.

 

[The Night Angel]

How do you know I feel like crying??

Not in this lifetime!!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Can you get me a beer?

Nah! no plans tonight.

 

[The Night Angel]

Doing anything?? Want to come over and help me destroy the universe??

Maybe next Wednesday, we'll see.

 

[Dr.Susse]

When should I throw this off milk out??

Two lovely hats.

 

[The Night Angel]

I've lost all my clothes, how will I cover up when I go out in public???

Retro, it's all retro.

 

[The Night Angel]

What happened after you hit him????

Just don't touch anything...

 

[Evil Smurf]

when did you last propose to someone? You drank so much!

Violin strings, they always work!

 

[The Night Angel]

I was really drunk last night, how did I break up with her again???


That's what she said....

 

[Dr.Susse]

Hey are you that escaped mental patient?

No just no....

 

[joe-h2o]

What did Tony Stark say when arriving in the hotel laundry room after misunderstanding an advert asking for an "Iron Man"?

A large pineapple and 3 sausage rolls.

 

[The Night Angel]

What should you never bring to bed with your significant other??

A broken radio.

 

[Viking Incognito]

What is something you never want to have in a stealth bomber?

A baseball bat wrapped with barbed wire.

 

[The Night Angel]

What did she want to bring to bed????

Local heroes.