If this is the answer, what is the question?

[Roxas1359]

What shall we do for my bachelor party?
Stop, you'll kill Mr. Winkles!

 

[Roxas1359]

Why dont u should us proper grammar and spelling u foool?
[sub]That hurt me when writing that.[/sub]
Now to deal with those pesky monkeys.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Why did you glue my cup to my desk?

Well I wanted to try it.

 

[Dr.Susse]

What is the government controlling our minds with?

No not that. My eyes!

 

[Roxas1359]

Grandma why are you flashing me!?
With this I can finally realize my dream!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Did you want these fries with that?

I find that rust is best for that.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Did you know that the bell you just rang gave an angel its wings?

Well you can't tell me I was wrong!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Did the moon just wink at me?

Ten more bottles please.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Wanna play some chess?

My back is mostly dust.

 

[Porygon-2000]

Why hasn't it exploded yet?

Sweet Jiminy Jesus, that burns!!!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Where's that shipment of spoiled oysters?

It's not easy you know.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Did that guy get killed because he didn't take out the trash?

Not interested.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Did you know that the average wale can feed a small village in Africa or an single house in America?

I'll take the old one.

 

[Sacman]

Which prostitute would you like, good sir?

Sex with you is like watching scientific wrestling...<.<

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Would you prefer my old avatar over the new one?

A duck.

 

[Sacman]

Which animal reproduces primarily through rape?

The colors... they're very colory...<.<

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Do you have anything to say after getting out alive from the burning marijuana plantation?

Saint Jimmy.

 

[Porygon-2000]

How can you possibly stomach that seagull's stomach contents!?

A nice big serving of PUNCH TO THE FACE!

 

[Dr.Susse]

What's for dinner dad?

More homework.

 

[Andrewtheeviscerator]

What can I do after I'm finished my homework?

That seems rather awkward