If this is the answer, what is the question?

[zombiekiller1907]

*points to a wet floor sign* what does the sign say?

demopan, of course.

 

[Porygon-2000]

What is the best way to remove unsightly acne?

My shower is on fire!

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Because, cats. Right?

uhhh.... armorgames?

 

[Porygon-2000]

Can I use this rainbow ray to make sydney more fabulous?

I haven't cleaned out my fridge in two years!

 

[zombiekiller1907]

can I look at your badges?

25

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Is it ok that I broke your priceless vase collection?

random dancing.

 

[Dalek Caan]

What does Master Chief do on his night out?

Up, Down, Up, Up, Left, Down.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

*while playing fighting games*
How the hell did you do that?!?!?

Z, Y, X, W, V, U, T

 

[Dr.Susse]

More and more can I have more rainbow bubblegum?

No you left it in your trunk.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Let's go slender man hunting...

Three arrows.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Hey I remember when that guy used to be a great adventure. What happened to his knee?

With principals of general psychology.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

*finishes reading an insurance company brochure* so, how did you like that bedtime story?

a dime.

 

[i don't know]

What did I find in my thong this time?

Because its unethical.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Why not zoidberg?

I can't believe that I'm saying this, but... I don't know.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

These are brand new shoes!!! Why did you pee on it?!?!?

125,600 minutes.

 

[ZehMadScientist]

How long does it take to connect to Google in your dorm room?

Sean Connery.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Who was that naked guy in the park earlier?

to get to the other side.

 

[thesilentman]

Can I shag the dog?

WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ASKING ME??

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Who is Keyser Soze?

Well, there's no way in hell I'd trust it to Riku.

 

[username sucks]

So, who is going to clean the fridge?

A few more guns.