If this is the answer, what is the question?

[NerfedFalcon]

And if that doesn't work, what should I use?

Hideo Kojima's glasses.

 

[Dead Seerius]

Anything else we need before searching for the Easter Bunny?
EDIT: Is there anything you would be willing to steal?

Only if I can bring fireworks.

 

[thesilentman]

Should we be having fun?

I see no evil in doing so.

 

[Dead Seerius]

How do you feel about me burning down an orphanage?

I would rather listen to Justin Beiber.

 

[username sucks]

Feel like being tortured for months, stopping the torture only to ensure you survive so that the torture will continue?

No comment.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Why did you eat my sandwich?

OBJECTION! That has nothing to do with this case!

 

[thesilentman]

EXPLAIN; WHY DID I SEE YOU EATING DICKS THE OTHER DAY?

Sorry, my brain has divided by zero. Terminating program.

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

What's 5 divided by zero?

Burma!

 

[Yuno Gasai]

Which location are you unlikely to see in a young person's holiday brochure?

4,691 irradiated haggis.

 

[thesilentman]

How many pieces of shit did that animal poop out already?

I lost, thank you very much.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

How did you go in that pizza making contest?

GIR.

 

[thesilentman]

What for, friend?

Forget the answer, I need Brain Bleach.

 

[The Night Angel]

What did you see that left you so emotionally scarred??

Only if you do it to me first.

 

[thesilentman]

How do I redeem myself with a... you know... ?

I'm done, please leave me alone.

 

[The Night Angel]

How is your meal sir???


A kitten and a puppy playing in a slipper.

 

[Goofguy]

What is the cutest possible video one could find on YouTube?

I have a pounding headache.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Why are you calling everyone a ************?

It was a pink elephant.

 

[Dr.Susse]

What was that thing that robbed us when we where high again?

Nope I only lost some cash.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Did you lose all your items when you fell down the stairs?

I fell asleep.

 

[Dr.Susse]

How was the end of the movie?

Ten fish, a Litre of cola and some of the most smelly cheese you've ever seen.