If This Is The Answer, What Is The Question?

[jackanderson]

I've done my research this time.

Exactly like Mock The Week but slightly tweaked. I give a topic and the answer and you have to give the question. Each question should last for 2 days. Day 1 you can make funny answers. Day 2 we push towards more serious ones. Internet is NOT allowed. Answer comes on Day 3 along with new question. OK? Right.

SLIGHT CHANGE TO RULES!

From now on, add a serious and funny answer with each of your posts. It will increase productivity.

The topic is entertainment.
The answer is 12.2 million, what is the question?

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

How much do I have to pay a prostitute to sleep with me?
How many new Xboxes will I have before I get one that works?

 

[The Sorrow]

My odds of ever getting laid are one in what?

 

[revolverwolf]

If I created a new forum called the Escapist 2, how many complaints would I have within the first day?

 

[Amnestic]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

[Livinitlargeinabin]

How many words does George Bush not know?
How many seconds will it take for the scientists working on the Large Hadron Collider to get bored and throw a cow in?

 

[revolverwolf]

How many posts on a single thread should worry the mods?

 

[Anarchemitis]

Mispost

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

If I were to write a book entitled "The things bush doesn't understand" How many pages would it have?

 

[VitusPrime]

How many people were "offended" by Yatzees review of SSBB?
How many EA games will be made before the goverments of the world have enough of them?

 

[chomesuke]

how many more Xbox'es does microsoft need to sell, before it will buy mexico?

 

[VitusPrime]

gonna be be more serious now its day two...

is it how many games have been made over all?
or how many people play the world of warcraft?

 

[Ultrajoe]

What Vegeta's scouter would say about my power level?

 

[shatnershaman]

Numbers of Leafs fans that answered no in the survey "Are you a Toronto Maple Leaf fan?".

 

[Portkins]

It's the magic number.

 

[revolverwolf]

How many topics exist on the Escapist?

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

How many people when offered a Ferrero Roche have accused the ambassador of spoiling them?

 

[revolverwolf]

How many people have forgotten that the second day was supposed to be for serious questions? (Yes. I understand the irony but it was too good to miss!)

 

[Johnn Johnston]

Non-Serious: How many references to pop culture are made every day on the Escapist?
Serious: How many PS3s have been sold?

 

[jackanderson]

Running out of time folks. Nice to see you're taking this well. Thanks VitusPrime and revolverwolf for chairing whilst I'm away.

Good answers. But none close enough. Here's a clue: it's to do with TV. Answer in the morning.