If you could bring three game characters to hell with you

[I.N.producer]

Samus because she's been through worse, Laharl from Disgaea because he could probably take over the entire place in a couple of minutes, and Maxwell from Scribblenauts for the ability to make any object.

Either I escape fairly quickly, or I rule it and remake it into a nicer place.

 

[UltimaEX]

I'm thinking Jotaro Kujo, Knight Commander Meredith and Dante.
Bad-assery all round.

 

[.No.]

Gordon Freeman, Alex Mercer, and the Courier.

 

[Hellishkratos]

Kratos, Bayonetta, and Dante (DMC). It'd be a fun and easy trip through hell.

 

[Varanfan9]

If i could bring three game characters with me to hell...

it would be irrelevant because i don't believe in hell

I don't deny nor accept the existence of hell and I made the thread.

I'm just saying I wouldn't bring anyone with me.

If i had to give an answer, I still wouldn't choose anybody, because if I chose to bring anyone to hell, it would be for them to suffer, but because I'm there I'd have to suffer as well, and so the people I bright with me would probably not suffer and I would be forced to witness them not suffering, further increasing my suffering.

Um no offense but did you read the original post. You are taking them so they can help you get out of hell. You are not taking them there for the eternal torment thing.

 

[jpoon]

If i could bring three game characters with me to hell...

it would be irrelevant because i don't believe in hell

Bingo, it would just be 4 people cramped in 1 grave because "hell" is a load of religious bullshit, there just to scare the weak willed into submission.

 

[pwned123456]

Daniel Garner from painkiller because god chose him to kill satans worst minions in painkiller
Belial from painkiller overdose because he did the same shit just because he wanted to
and prophet from crysis about three minutes before he dies so i could take the nano suit

 

[Falconsgyre]

Can I bring the Judeo-Christian god? He's shown up in a video game before, right? Or is that cheating?

 

[Jzolr0708]

Tirion, Malfurion Stormrage, Ellis

Tirion is Holy Power, basically consecrates the group he walks on, Malfurion can root and heal, and Ellis is a great morale booster.

 

[Javarock]

Oh.. Oh...

1) Kratos, As already Explained
2) Liu-Bei - Dyanasty Warriors, Need I say anything else?
3) Shale From DA:Orgins - She's Hilarous strong and with the other two Im going to need some laughs. ("Why does it wear such ridiculas clothing?")

 

[Da Chi]

Fluttershy The Pony- (Flash games count right?)
Parappa the Rapper
And the Dude from Harvest Moon

Additional Meta game, Try and Macgyver a way outta hell with THEM. Three guesses and I'll reveal my flawless plan.

 

[superdelux]

G-man, My Fallout: NV character, and Niko Bellic with a list of cheats and a fully charged cell phone.

 

[Freeze_L]

Chicago Ted. Everything will be dead, because he is Chicago Ted!
Serious Sam. Shit just got serious. Seriously do you know how much ass he kicks?
A Level 30 DnD Cleric. Never Winter Nights 2 Mask of the betrayer. Ummm Ya Epic Game Breaking Level.

 

[natster43]

1, Scorpion. Wraith from Hell should make it easy.
2, an Agent. Heavy Weapons, Super Strength, and Agility.
3, Lu Bu. He would be able to fight his way through by himself so I am set.

 

[Nouw]

The Doom Guy.
He's been to hell...and back!

Yup I'd only take him because defeating an invasion from hell is as badass as it gets.

 

[CM156_v1legacy]

1) The Knight Captain of Neverwinter as a Fighter/Weapons Master(Longsword)/Divine Champion (Tyr). Really, he has a Silver blade. And Devil's HATE silver. Plus, at level 30, there is really no contest. He is nearly a god in his own right.

2) Dante from Dante's Inferno. This should be fairly obvious

3) The Lone Wanderer from Fallout 3. V.A.T.S. on fiends? Yes please.

 

[-Dragmire-]

I'd do the world a service and bring Mickey Mouse, Mario(this ip needs to end sooner or later) and the dog from Duck Hunt.

 

[Gudrests]

Kratos, War...Figure that might be a good idea, andd. Sarah Kerrigan. YEP ill be good

 

[Drunkbot]

To all of these characters I am one of a myriad god-like beings who can control their actions at a whim, with a simple button pressed or key stroke.

So what has happened? I want context. Is this some Captain N style fantasy, where I am tossed to a game dimension and must obey their rules, or is this some sort of Star Ocean: Till the End of Time plot twist*?

Regardless, my answer is the same. My three Majin from the first Disgaea game because they are brokenly OP and I poop on Hell.

*worst video game plot twist ever

 

[Joe Whistler]

Serious Sam, to kill off anything that comes in hordes
Quote from Cave Story, because he went there and blew it up
A Female Nerevarine, because she is incredibly powerful, and I might get lonely.