If you could date a video game character...

[daftalchemist]

I'd say either Link or Gordon Freeman, but as I was thinking about it for a bit, I wouldn't be able to carry on a conversation with either one of them, which could possibly get a bit boring after a while. Ah, who am I kidding, I'd put up with the silence. They're probably crazy in bed anyway.

 

[Surggical_Scar]

Hannah from Fable II. I'm a sucker for strong women.

 

[Mr. Moose]

Malon from Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of time. I like girls that like horses. I'm not sure why, since I don't like horses, but I do like the girls that ride them...

INNUENDO AT TWELVE O'CLOCK! TAKE EVASIVE ACTION!

 

[Trilby]

I'm not gay, and the majority of girls in video games, to steal a phrase, "leave me totally cold". So choice is somewhat limited. I'd probably go and do something really sneaky, like dating Angua from one of the Discworld games. That would be fun and games.

 

[Fraught]

Sophitia from Soul Calibur IV.

Less crying, and more cover-up though.

 

[vader111]

Sora Akanegasaki from Ever 17. No contest. Ironically, she's one of the most real characters I've ever encountered. Pic. [http://anime.advancedmn.com/images/media/SoraAwallP1.jpg]
Her good ending makes me weep.

Spoiler

AI programs projected onto your retinas that fall in love with you are just too sad.

 

[Gregorius]

Mion Sonozaki.

Spoiler

The only one in Hinamizawa that doesn't go crazy

How can a character go crazy when they're already there, eh?

Nope

Spoiler

Every time you see Crazy!Mion it's actually Shion

*re-watches HNNKN... again*

...ohhhhh, riiiiiiiight.
Y'know, that series was hard enough to make sense of WITHOUT all the back-stabbing, double-sided murder plots and character-personality switching.

Makes you wonder what happened to normality... *snicker* ...okay, I can't type that with a straight face.

 

[Tattaglia]

Cooking Mama.
...
What?

 

[Dommyboy]

Hmmm, probably Alyx Vance as she seems intelligent and realistic.

 

[Figrut]

I actually dated gozer once, does that count for anything?

 

[GloatingSwine]

*re-watches HNNKN... again*

...ohhhhh, riiiiiiiight.
Y'know, that series was hard enough to make sense of WITHOUT all the back-stabbing, double-sided murder plots and character-personality switching.

Makes you wonder what happened to normality... *snicker* ...okay, I can't type that with a straight face.

You really have to play the original game to understand some of it. Like the final confrontation where the villain asks Satoko which between cauliflower and broccoli is green (for apparently no reason, but, well, crazy. Makes no sense in the anime, is just something weird they threw in. In the game, you know by now that Satoko is colourblind.

 

[Syphonz]

Elena from Uncharted. Her personality is just like a traktor beam.

 

[Sarctastic]

Kokoro from dead or alive, would end with me getting beaten up for telling her to dance around a pole.

 

[C3rtainD3ath]

Donkey Kong. what thats not weird, is it?

i lol'd

 

[Syphonz]

actually if Elena Fisher isn't available, next in line would be the british chick from Resistance that you see for like 30 seconds...Yeah, I've always wanted a english woman.

 

[Trako]

I seem to have an affinity for the human female body type in World of Warcraft, but if you want a name, Jaina Proudmoore.

 

[Vortigar]

Athena Asamiya from King of Fighters and Psycho Soldier.
<3

Good pick. To continue the KoF streak:

Personally I'm more for either (in descending order) King (woman's got class), Leona (she's just shy ^_^ ), Angel (though she's kinda creepy) or Mary (that whole girl next door thing you know).

But they're all beaten out by Vanessa in the end, a feisty red-head with looks and style who's always in for a joke. *mreow

 

[McBerg]

Sarah Kerrigan

My day would probably consist of mind control, torture, and worship, then if she doesn't tire too easily of me, I might score. Which, unfortunately for me, is probably more like being neutered or sacrificed than the bad ass alien chick sex fantasy in my mind.

Eventually things would end as she grew tired of my incessant whining about pain and lack of testicles and altered my body to contain some kind of explosive toxic gas and set me bounding after our (her) enemies to either be killed or sacrificed in service to the swarm.

 

[Flux07]

Vincent From FF7, if i was an emo... which i'm not >_>