If you could date a video game character...

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Trace2010 post=9.68824.682552 said:
...or the trio of Orchid, Maya, and Kim Wu from Killer Instinct?
Because you'd drop dead the moment Orchid took off her shirt (her fatality from KI1), and I'm nervous around women who are experts with knives or a nunchaku.

"Why am I wearing a steel-reinforced cup? Oh, you know... accidents happen, love." *nervous laughter*
 

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I think the character I've clicked with most would have to be Alyx Vance. It'd be weird to date her though, cos most of the appeal for her is the fact that she IS a computer AI, a non-person, an unattainable.

Sorry guys. I know I've just shattered a lot of dreams. Please don't letterbomb me.
 

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im actually quite surprised nobody has mentioned rachel (ninja gaiden black) or sonia (ninja gaiden 2) after all those two pairs put the soul calibur girls to shame (except new ivy) but if you did happen to date either of them they would end up taking you either hunting or on a cia mission where you would both die...... not good ... lol
 

The Iron Ninja

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Honestly... you people make me sick. (especially you mr crocodile duck man.)





I'd go for Mrs Pac-man, even if it is just pac-man in drag.
 

Lewrawen

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Chell from Portal, she can think, can kick ass, and yet is so tragic. I want to take it home!
 

Cowtippers

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I would date Samus, Ada Wong and Sakuradesu (My character in EVE) all at once. I´ll arrange a meeting with them at a scenic place where there´s this really beautiful sunset. They would all arrive at the same time, see eachother, see me come walking down the street towards them, and in less than 2 seconds my brains would be splattered all over the asphalt...

But damn it would be worth it!
 

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Until a video game which stars Jewel Staithe or Summer Glau is made, I'll settle for Alyx Vance. I suspect she'd be pleasant company in a Combine-free world.
 

LewsTherin

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Hmm...this thread is far to morally ambiguous for me to pass up...

PedroSteckecilo post=9.68824.641422 said:
Physical Appearance aside, Lara Croft is probably the only game character I'd want to "date", since dating a rich, ass kicking, glibe trotting, english archeologist would be AWESOME!
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Much the same for me, but you forgot also you getting in on the British Aristocracy.
 

zacaron

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princes peach it would begin with me kidnapping her and shooting mario after he jumps on my legion of mushroom men and turtles
and it would end with me taking her to hes castle in fantasy land to hide from lawsuits and other legal charges.
 

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Vincent Valentine. :)
I would probably end up being shot by him, I doubt he could handle my over enthusiasm.
Or Auron FFX. I don't mind that he's about 20 years older than me and dead, I can live with that. xD
 

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Yeah... If I was to date any video game character it would have to be the prince of persia. I'm not gay or anything, it's just that that guy is so badass. We'd spend the day flipping out and then.. other stuff.
 

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I would have to date Mia Fey from Phoenix Wright. Our day would probably involve filing casework, and reading way too many legal documents while exchanging quick smiles and looks of affection. Then we would relax in the office, I'd open a bottle of realtively expensive champagne, and come back to find another man with spiky hair standing in the doorway. Meh.

Honourable mentions: Tifa (FF7), Yuna(FF10), Garnet (FF9)...see a pattern?