If you could date a video game character...

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Tanthalos

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Of all the choices available (and the 5 answers that jumped to mind all at once). I would have to say Nero from Devil May Cry. Sure he acts like a gruff, distant bad ass who doesn't care what anyone thinks about him, but once you figure out how to get by the defenses guys like that become insta-whipped.
My day while good, would be trying seeing as I have to figure out to worm my way into his affections.

As for how the relationship goes...well like all puppies Nero would be loyal as long as I treated him right.
 

ninja chicken

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pfff easy answer, I would date.... uhh......."pause".."bigger pause".."google, gaming and eating sounds".....dunno, alyx?? :S
 

Booze Zombie

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That hot necromancer woman on the cover of Guild Wars. It wouldn't end... because we'd be too busy making love and enjoying life. Which I suppose a necromancer would have to practice...
 

Malf

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"Samus Aran, preferably in her Zero Suit."

Agreed man Samus is hot.
 

Vumsy

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Tekken's Nina Williams, why? Because then I can say: "My girlfriend kills people!" and "My girlfriend is gonna kick your girlfriend's ass!" but I would probably end up dead during her period...
 

Decroux

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Mephilese post=9.68824.641705 said:
Albert Wesker! You gotta love him!
Uhm, I will shamelessly say that I don't mind what we did on the date itself, I would just be looking forward to shagging his brains out :)<
The relationship would end with Tyrant getting jealous that he's spending too much time away from the Mansion and proceed to claw him in the chest and explode the place.
Replace Wesker with Solid Snake and Tyrant with Otacon and you've got mine ^_^
 

BattlePope

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Considering that I was ten when it came out and she'd have about six years of age on me (do the maths right and you might be considered not an idiot): Yuffie Kisaragi from Final Fantasy VII because she wasn't as shallow a character as the other two.

We'd go out on a whacky misadventure after I'd offer her a tranquilizer on the ship and we'd maybe/definitely steal everybody's materia. It would probably end with us getting found out and then I'd probably trip on something, dropping all of the swag into the ocean at which point we'd take the last lifeboat out of there. I would eventually make it up to her and wind up stuck in the perpetual void of being "just friends."

Scary Fact: Anybody who posted anything here may just be guilty of fan fic writing. Wait a sec... aw Crap!
 

Bulletinmybrain

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Decroux post=9.68824.678147 said:
Mephilese post=9.68824.641705 said:
Albert Wesker! You gotta love him!
Uhm, I will shamelessly say that I don't mind what we did on the date itself, I would just be looking forward to shagging his brains out :)<
The relationship would end with Tyrant getting jealous that he's spending too much time away from the Mansion and proceed to claw him in the chest and explode the place.
Replace Wesker with Solid Snake and Tyrant with Otacon and you've got mine ^_^
IF I was gay I would so totally bone solid snake.(Not old snake, It would have trouble getting it up.)

Honorable mentions - Just about any girl in MGS series since they fail to use zippers.

Ashley from RE4 - I spend the whole game saving her candy ass, Now its time for ME to be pillaging to my evil hearts desire.

Ashley from Mass Effect - Well it would be more like rape but hey, I had to deal with her atrocious dialog.

Wait...It seems all I want is sex from these relationships..
 

Jobz

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Seth from Lost Odyssey, gotta love pirate babes. Or maybe Lulu from FFX, always had a thing for her :p
 

mattgahnsmith

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Who would i date?
how would our day go?
Why would the relationship end?
i can answer all those questions with two words:
HEY!!! LISTEN!!!
 

Solo508

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Captain price. Sexeh! jks it would obviously be Lara but if I had to choose another... well I cant.
 

SimuLord

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Besides the entire female cast of DOA Xtreme Beach Volleyball, I'd go with Garnet/Dagger from FF9.

She's got three things I dig about girls; she's short, she's shy, and she's cute.