I seriously lol'd imagining Gordon out on a date, and his date having to order for him because of his muteness.Paksenarrion said:Gordon Freeman. It would be a very silent date. In fact, we'd go on dates in very public places just to see how many people we can freak out with our silence.
...I guess I'd have to order for him, though. He'll have to point at what he wants on the menu and show it to me. Either that, or burgers.
No sir, for I agree with you. Though I always through Anna Navarre was Russian rather than Israeli.blindthrall said:SHODAN. She is a perfect, immortal machine after all. I would probably end up as some kind of pleasure pet for her, with dopamine instead of peanut butter, and I'd be atomized the first time I didn't satisfy her. But hey, how many people can say they fucked a god?
Anna Navarre from Deus Ex. Israeli, bloodthirsty, and half-machine? Sign me up. Yeah, I've got a biomechanical fetish, so sue me.
As far as a mate that wouldn't actually kill me, Moira Brown. She's cute as a button. This will probably be the one that gets me the most flack.
Nah, they'll have Navi and that annoying giant owl there to order for them.King of the Sandbox said:I seriously lol'd imagining Gordon out on a date, and his date having to order for him because of his muteness.Paksenarrion said:Gordon Freeman. It would be a very silent date. In fact, we'd go on dates in very public places just to see how many people we can freak out with our silence.
...I guess I'd have to order for him, though. He'll have to point at what he wants on the menu and show it to me. Either that, or burgers.
Along those lines, I'd not want to be outside a door where he and Link were having a conversation. It'd mostly be grunts and screaming.
Holy shit... there would be.... so much... murder.Paksenarrion said:Nah, they'll have Navi and that annoying giant owl there to order for them.King of the Sandbox said:I seriously lol'd imagining Gordon out on a date, and his date having to order for him because of his muteness.Paksenarrion said:Gordon Freeman. It would be a very silent date. In fact, we'd go on dates in very public places just to see how many people we can freak out with our silence.
...I guess I'd have to order for him, though. He'll have to point at what he wants on the menu and show it to me. Either that, or burgers.
Along those lines, I'd not want to be outside a door where he and Link were having a conversation. It'd mostly be grunts and screaming.
...they'll empty any restaurant they eat at in minutes.
"Hey, listen!"
"*long expository*...do you wish to hear it again?"
"Hey, listen!"
"*long expository*...do you wish to hear it again?"
"Hey, listen!"
"*long expository*...do you wish to hear it again?"
"Hey, listen!"
"*long expository*...do you wish to hear it again?"
"Hey, listen!"
"*long expository*...do you wish to hear it again?"
"Hey, listen!"
"*long expository*...do you wish to hear it again?"
...etc