If you could "delete" one person...

[TheHecatomb]

I'd choose the person that created "Rule 34"

This seems rather pointless, rule 34 is just a name for something that already existed.

Pornographers didn't think "Hey, someone officially said that there is porn of everything, so let's make sure there is! Get the tortoises!". It's the other way around, whoever thought of rule 34 simply noticed that there really was porn of everything, so he decided to give it a name.

 

[ham and red bull]

My best friends boyfriend, that arrogant piece of shit!
Now if we're talking about historical figures, I would go with... that guy that declined Hitler from going to an art university.

 

[Zipa]

Joseph Stalin, one of the most evil men to of lived. He killed more people than Hitler who would be my other choice.

 

[The Funslinger]

Lee Evans. The least funny man in the world.

Spoiler

fuck you, sir.

 

[HT_Black]

BANANNA PHONE

Raffi? Why?

Have you ever even heard that song? It'll melt your brain, that's why!

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

I'd choose the person that created "Rule 34"

This seems rather pointless, rule 34 is just a name for something that already existed.

Pornographers didn't think "Hey, someone officially said that there is porn of everything, so let's make sure there is! Get the tortoises!". It's the other way around, whoever thought of rule 34 simply noticed that there really was porn of everything, so he decided to give it a name.

That may be but somebody went around and grabbed all that and stuffed it into one place... one innocence-destroying place... and THAT is the guy I want deleted...

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

Now if we're talking about historical figures, I would go with... that guy that declined Hitler from going to an art university.

I wonder what the world would be like if Hitler became a famous artist?

 

[subject_87]

Fred Phelps, definitely. One of the most hateful, bitter, psychotic people in the world, who has twisted Christianity from 'be a good person' to 'condemn and claim that God hates anyone who is not exactly like yourself'. Also, that's not intolerant Christian-bashing because he's as far removed from the point of Christianity is I am from Alpha Centauri.

 

[subject_87]

Now if we're talking about historical figures, I would go with... that guy that declined Hitler from going to an art university.

I wonder what the world would be like if Hitler became a famous artist?

That's an amusing thought; 'In my collection, I have a priceless Monet as well as an original Hitler.'

Also, I'd like to point out that it takes a considerable level of failure to get rejected from an art school (No offense to any art students here).

 

[Arkvoodle]

Stephanie Meyer. I think the world would be a brighter place without her particular brand of "writing."

 

[GamemasterAnthony]

Nthing Fred Phelps.

*borrowing the megaphone Yahtzee used to say "Listen to me Hideo Kojima" and aims it towards Phelps* Listen to me, you hatemongering twat. What you're doing isn't free speech...it's a hate crime. Stay the hell away from people's funerals and I promise the nice men from the federal government won't lock you away where you'll get it up the ass from your cellmate. (Which would be poetic justice, I must admit...)

 

[Idiotastic]

Goodbye Chris-chan.

If you don't know who i'm talking about...keep it that way.

 

[The Harkinator]

Nathan Tyson, except for when we locked him in the unused storage cupboard during English. Well, I say locked, we shut the door and jangled the keys in the lock, he never thought to just open it.

If you want to know how a bunch of students got their hands on the keys to the English block, it was a teacher that gave them to us. She knew he hid in there during lessons and decided to get her own back. The only other way out was into a class full of Yr 7's during an exam.

So I would wait until he was out of there.

 

[TerribleAssassin]

I'd delete whoever thought the "Kittens" page on Encyclopedia Dramatica would be funny. It's just wrong..

 

[Geekosaurus]

Paris Hilton. Or anybody else who is ridiculously rich and famous for doing diddily-fucking-squat.

 

[Fwee]

Me.

 

[Jabberwock xeno]

Nobody.

I wouldn't want to inadvertantly screw stuff up.

 

[Amphoteric]

This fucker

 

[Macgyvercas]

This guy.

I see what ou did there. Post the default link so it goes to the profile of the person who clicked on it. Fell for that one before. Not this time.

OT: Either Fred Phelps, Leeland Yee, Michael Atkinson, or Jack Thompson. I can't decide.

 

[yellingatpixels]

Erase a single person from history?
Cain
He was the first man to slay another of his own kind. All violent thought stems from his sin.

hmm... for the non religous this is also interesting... deleting the concept of murder. If it wasn't cain, it would have been someone else, but as a concept that;s a cool one.

I would delete my 11th grade math teacher. He was the first person I remember being a sexist jackass, and as a math teacher I am sure he turned many smart girls off of science and tech careers.

Rot fucker.