If you could go back and tell your teenage self one piece of advice...

[Dangit2019]

I'm talking high school-age here. Anyways, pretty self explanatory; keep it short, and NO, YOU CANNOT TELL THEM TO INVEST IN APPLE or some crap like that.

For myself, I'm still in high school, so I would tell my middle school self this:
1. Metallica isn't going to get better, appreciate Kill Em All-The Black Album because it only gets worse from here...
2. My Chemical Romance sucks, grow the f*** up and get into more metal and other good stuff instead of learning the lyrics to Na Na Na(Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na).
3. She's pretty right now, but you're friendzoned for life and she gets uglier later. Deal with it.
4. WATCH TROLL 2 ON NETFLIX FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING SACRED.

And...go.

Captcha: hobby-horse

Apparently horses like to knit or something.

 

[senordesol]

Ask. Her. Out.

Wait? one piece? Uh...shit...wait...um...you know what? I'm going to go with that.

 

[IndomitableSam]

You're lactose intolerant, Sam. So when you lose a ton of weight and are sick all the time, try and eat healthy afterwards so you don't put it all back on. Also - all girls ages 12-25 need to be slapped repeatedly, we're all assholes. Don't take it personally. Most of them will be miserable single mothers or divorced in 15 years. Don't take shit from anyone. And stop being shy, ffs. Doesn't do any good.

Edit: teenage girls need all the advice they can get. And a smack upside the head.

 

[Kuilui]

After you drop out of college DO NOT lock yourself in your room for over a year, go get a job, go do something. Don't do that to yourself, the severe misery isn't worth it and is just a waste of time and please try to be less shy..

 

[Goofguy]

Pull your head out of your ass, you slacker.

 

[Rawne1980]

You will meet a lass on August 13th 1997 .... do not tell her that you would love to fuck her mum, it will not go down well and we can do without that kick to ye olde bollocks that comes afterwards.

 

[Slaanesh]

Stop being an angry anti-social prick you fat fucking (racist expletive).

OP, my captcha is hobby-horse as well...

 

[Vault101]

grow a spine and stop caring...about EVERYTHING right now

and do your damn homework

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

I would tell myself to stop being such a pessimistic ***** and get over it.

Also, when a guy smiles at you, the proper response is to smile back, not give him a weird look and go back to reading. No one likes that, it's rather rude.

 

[370999]

When you get asked to parties go. Isolating yourself on purpose is not cool but rather something a twat would do. Generally socialize.

 

[krazykidd]

grow a spine and stop caring...about EVERYTHING right now

and do your damn homework

So much this . Also , go work out and you will get laid , periode.

 

[Jedoro]

grow a spine and stop caring...about EVERYTHING right now

and do your damn homework

Wouldn't doing homework involve caring?

OT: "Don't ask her out, dude. More trouble than it's worth."

 

[KrazyShrink]

Everything stated in this video. He's so damn good. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HSjsLVYMA4

 

[A.A.K]

Calm Down. Honour is not always at the end of a fist.

 

[Vegosiux]

"Don't start smoking three years from now. Cause quitting it nine years from now is going to be a pain."

 

[Shoggoth2588]

Join theater as a freshman. You can get SSL hours for it and it's actually something you'll enjoy.

 

[bluepilot]

Study chemistry because about a decade later you will have to learn chemistry for real and you will mistake an atom for an alien solar system and everyone will laugh at you.

 

[DanielBrown]

Don't go to the party at your friends house.
Narrowed down everything that went wrong in my life to that party.