If You Could Have A Mythical creature as a pet , what would it be?

[NooNameLeft]

A stone golem would be cool.
You know, one who can talk and crush birds on my command.

Spoiler: wait a minute...

One of these three.

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I don't get if you like your pet cute, creepy or scary.

 

[Jfswift]

I always thought it'd be cool to have a gryphon. They're more manageable being only horse sized or smaller and you could fly with it.

Oh sure, they are fun to ride and easy to keep. BUT...does it breath fire? =o

OT: A pheonix. Then take some of its DNA and never die.

..then there's the problem of vacuuming up it's ashes every time it burns up.

 

[3rd rung]

Okay so this is not mythical but it is called a Baron, it is a genetic cross between a bear and a lion, I think it would be awesome

 

[MartianWarMachine]

Can I have a small piece of the Red Weed, please? I will call it "Bloody", and it will DRINK THE WORLD DRY!

 

[ChaoticKraus]

You guys forget that any living thing will will eat/drink/shit a lot. Especially something as large as a dragon.

I'd say some kind of golem, or living metal contruct. I would say a bronze colussus but it'd be hard to fit it in my garden.

 

[Mondai Randy]

Cockatrice would be awesome too .........or a Gorgon

 

[Cazza]

Kraken

It would be awesome.

 

[Pants_On_Head_Retard]

id like a dragon the size of a small family car as i could ride it and no one else. That and also it would be bad ass to teach it to cook burgers, roast marshmallows and incinerate my neighbors 6 something cats.

 

[Pants_On_Head_Retard]

that and a small incredibly powerful spider as i could walk around with it on my shoulder be like wasss up and people would run in terror when they tried to squash him

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

A dragon. When you're given a mystical creature, accept no substitute. Dragons have it all. They're huge, they can fly, they're intelligent, and they are incrediable powerful. Dragons are fucking awesome.

And specifically I'd want a Brown Dragon from DnD. They can swim through sand.

Spoiler

Fuck yeah.

 

[R4ptur3]

A dragon. Would be sweet flying around and stuff.

 

[Bullfrog1983]

A genie. Wishes are awesome.

 

[Jabberwock xeno]

How about a nymph? all the sex appeal with none of that Im-gonna-eat-your-soul hassle

I'd just have the Succubus turn me into an Incubus and we could go around having amazingly graphic sex scenes, etc.

... You have a point...

gotta be chupacadbra, the vampire dog/lizard from mexico, the definition of awesome.

*slaps in back of head*

NO.

*acitvate cryptozoology mode*

The hairless dog BS is just that: BS with hairless dogs.

The real, yet to be discovered chupacabra is a reptilian semi-humanoid from purto rico, with some kangaroo.

I am obsessed with this thing, and nothing pisses me off more than people mixing this up.

 

[Mouse One]

You guys obviously haven't looked into stabling fees.

Me, I want Jim Carrey's dog from Bruce Almighty-- you know, the one he used his miracle powers on so it learned to use the bathroom? And flush, that's important, too.

 

[Mondai Randy]

Jim Carrey's dog from the Mask was pretty badass too

 

[BlueFishie]

Definitely a chimera. As long as it has three heads!

 

[Mondai Randy]

I got more , I would like a tigon and and Griever too , Griever for the awesomeness

 

[Mondai Randy]

double post : and for the hell of it , Mecha Streisand