I already have a ponytail (on my head, not a pro-brony statement much)
In all seriousness though, I'd like a tail that could be from a monkey or, cat since those tails look extremely similar. I would dye it purple though since it would probably be a natural blonde color, dirty or otherwise. I would say 9 fox tails but then every Japanese person I meet would mistake me for a woman and/or demonic entity and try to sleep with me...oh what the hell, one fox tail.
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Can I flip for it? I'm starting to think too much again.