Ok, since I can't have the TARDIS, I'll have to take a culture ship.
So perhaps the sleeper service.
Top speed of over 200 kilolights, 80,000 various warships, the manufacturing capability of a planet, the ability to destroy one, and a member of the Interesting Times Gang too.
Edit: ninja'd, dammit.
Asclepion said:
Behold the high technology of a Culture GSV.
I thought the GSVs were supposed to be more orally.
Evil Smurf said:
The knife that is used in The Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.
http://props.handheldmuseum.com/HitchhikersGuide/HHGTTG_BreadKnifeCap2.jpg
It toasts the bread while you slice it.
But the toast is so overdone.
Also if you want a sandwich you need a totally separate loaf of bread.
Really, it's just not very economical