If You Could Have Any "Weapon"

[nin_ninja]

If you could have any weapon (or tool) from a TV show, movie, novel, etc., what would it be and why.

Me, I would want to have the Intersect 2.0 from the TV show Chuck. If you have it, you can do almost anything humanly possible.

 

[Marter]

The Tojo Blades from Van Helsing.

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[Sh0ckFyre]

I myself would want a Lancer from Gears of War. Either that or a DMR from Halo: Reach.

 

[RN7]

Hmm...I'm torn between the apocalypse blade, the sonic screwdriver, the omni-wrench, or sly cooper's cane. Probably the wrench because its a lethal weapon and a tool. And I can lift it.

Also, if you are unsure of what any of these things are, you fail at life. Go look them up, better yet look up the show/games they came from.

EDIT: I can't believe I forgot about Ezio Auditore's dual bladed bracers. I'd like a pair. Not necessarily to use, but just to see how the mechanism works.

 

[The Random One]

Sonic screwdriver, /thread. Because I just closed the thread with my sonic screwdriver.

 

[AMX58]

well the weapon i want is well its for real a M4 carbine with a scope, supresser and a foregrip

 

[The Night Shade]

The BFG what else?

 

[CryptoBones]

I would want a Death Star, except I'd probably go down to the hardware store and get some mesh to put over the hole...

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

The Dark Energy Gravity Gun from Half-Life 2.

Oh ya.

 

[klakkat]

The D-Gun from Total Annihilation. And, preferably, a fusion generator to power the fucker.

Wait, screw that, I'll take some Time-Space piercing/probability-altering missiles from Gurren Lagann. At least a couple of them being the "larger than planets" types.

 

[tombman888]

the portal gun, how sweet would that be.

 

[twistedmic]

The obligatory lightsaber (either single or double bladed variant) claim aside, I'd like to have the entire weapons payload of the Predator i.e. the telescoping spear, the spear gun, wrist-blades, the bad-ass looking helmet, invisiblity screen and the plasma cannon.
The M41-a pulse rifle or the Smartgun from Aliens would be awesome to have. And finally I'd like to have the Blades of Chaos/ Blades of Athena from God of War.

 

[Belthalmel]

Gunblade. Handsdown

 

[major28]

portal gun bc if u cant win a fight with a gun that can make your enemy's fall through the ceiling u suck

 

[Sansha]

The Dark Energy Gravity Gun from Half-Life 2.

Oh ya.

This.

 

[KeairaBluewind]

Gurren Lagann, or failing that the portal gun.

 

[shadowstriker86]

The Frostmourne. Ya call me a dork but you know what? Being able to control a massive army of undead has its uses

 

[Lem0nade Inlay]

The console, as in, the ability to enable it in real life.

Then give myself God.