If you could have something named after you, what would it be?

[Torrasque]

When I was a kid I came up with an idea for a special implant to be inserted into the rectum to prevent men from being raped in prison. I called it 'Berty's Butt-Mesh'.

Well that sounds downright Bertylicious!

I'd like to have a car named after me.

Spoiler: Oh wait

A mountain would be cool, too. Maybe it could even be the tallest mountain in its country!

Spoiler: But what's this?

Maybe an airport. Ooh, I've always wanted an airport named after me!

Spoiler: Humanity, you're too good to me

I don't get it. Is your name Frank? ;D

A genre of game.
I shall gain my immortality through all of you!

genius of you sir, well done.

 

[Tentaquil]

A Vibrator. Knowing that something named after me gives so many women so much pleasure would make me incredibly smug.

Well done goods sir.

 

[Rblade]

a unit, like "Newton" or "Watt"

 

[Torrasque]

A unit of measurement or a Scientific law that would be cool.

That was my second choice. I would love to be some law that people have to learn about, preferably one that is applicable to many different fields of science and makes kids go "AUGH. WHY DO WE NEED TO LEARN 's LAW. IT IS SO STUPID", and the prof could go "You don't even know how awesome this law is. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW"

Would be cool if I had a boat or something named after me. SS Logan or some shit like that

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I'd like to have a car named after me.

Spoiler: Oh wait

A mountain would be cool, too. Maybe it could even be the tallest mountain in its country!

Spoiler: But what's this?

Maybe an airport. Ooh, I've always wanted an airport named after me!

Spoiler: Humanity, you're too good to me

 

[Fappy]

For maximum hilarity? A sex position.

Yes, I'm a fan of The Venture Bros.

I'm going to give you a "Rusty Venture" >

 

[emeraldrafael]

An element. Cuase those are forever, or at least i cant think of the last time an element was removed from the table.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

All kinds of ice cream. Everyone loves me and there are many, many highly inappropriate jokes to do with sucking, cream, ice cream vans and being really damn cool.

 

[Torrasque]

An element. Cuase those are forever, or at least i cant think of the last time an element was removed from the table.

I can't think of the last time that one was added to the table either, lol.
Man made elements don't count imo.

 

[Shaved Apple]

If my brother and I form our own band we could always use our last name for the band name. That would be pretty cool.

 

[Sean Hollyman]

I'd like a mountain named after me, and make it a famous mountain too that lots of people know, like Everest or some shit.

Today a man suffered serious injuries after falling down Mount Sean!

 

[Ix Rebound]

a nuclear bomb!
all shall fear my coming!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! >

 

[Imthatguy]

A mega-structure, like space elevator, that was so poorly designed it could collapse at any moment.

 

[Dangit2019]

I'd like my name to become urban slang for a giant schlong.

"All them bitches want to jump on my Dangit2019."

 

[Robot Number V]

Yeah, I'm gonna go with the majority on this one. "Sex act" is just too hilarious to pass up. I would call it...The Ross-Around. Ideally, no one would know exactly what it entailed. Because of all the mystery surrounding it, everyone would just assume it was the most depraved thing they could think of, but no one would actually describe it out loud. Confusion and awkwardness would ensue.