If you could have the answer to any one question....

[Moc]

Though asking, "Is this statement false?" would be very, very tempting....

I am a liar!

 

[staika]

"What should I ask magic card?"
"You have just wasted your question"
"FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU"

That's basically what I would do.

 

[Krankybias]

Is god real?

no, question answered...

Mine would be why do people like Hitler and Bill O'Riely exist/have existed in this universe...

O damn, you just gave me proof that he is real. Because there would be no way of knowing for sure unless you knew everything. And if you know everything, you are either god, or the peice of paper in the op!

Woah, it was just a joke...

Sure it was god, sure it was.

I like how I suddenly claimed to be god...

Well, you obviously know everything.

I never claimed that either... I guess since you claimed I know everything then I am god, so why not respect and bow down to me now... Because I am obviously not a god...

Then tell me how you knew that god didnt exist?

already told you it was a joke/troll, I'm not splurging out all the research I know in order to prove a point to some internet stranger, you can do your own research...

 

[Falconsgyre]

What should I do to make me the happiest, most fulfilled, and best person that I can be?

 

[JochemDude]

Not wether god is real or not, that's something that every person has his own truth on. I guess I would ask for a detailed spreadsheet about future stock markets, good money in that.

 

[Dragonasclaws]

It is your lucky day for I have the answer to life the universe and everything!

The answer you seek is:

42!

 

[Krankybias]

Not wether god is real or not, that's something that every person has his own truth on. I guess I would ask for a detailed spreadsheet about future stock markets, good money in that.

I then ask how being true for someone is different from truth as in fact?

Kudos on the money making scheme but I would just ask for next weeks lottery numbers.

 

[gbemery]

Whats the cure for all cancers...and if I can't have that I would just ask what is the cure for leukemia?

 

[Krankybias]

Is god real?

no, question answered...

Mine would be why do people like Hitler and Bill O'Riely exist/have existed in this universe...

O damn, you just gave me proof that he is real. Because there would be no way of knowing for sure unless you knew everything. And if you know everything, you are either god, or the peice of paper in the op!

Woah, it was just a joke...

Sure it was god, sure it was.

I like how I suddenly claimed to be god...

Well, you obviously know everything.

I never claimed that either... I guess since you claimed I know everything then I am god, so why not respect and bow down to me now... Because I am obviously not a god...

Then tell me how you knew that god didnt exist?

already told you it was a joke/troll, I'm not splurging out all the research I know in order to prove a point to some internet stranger, you can do your own research...

There is no research in the first place.

I would say yes there is and counter with simply because you don't know any doesn't mean that research doesn't exist.

asking me "How do you know god doesn't exist" puts me in an awkward position because I don't...

But I can believe in theores by Sagan, Tyson, Dawkins, Darwin, Hawking and plenty more that apply more to this Zeitgeist than copies of copies of translations of copies of modifications of an ancient text.

 

[Canid117]

Is god real?

no, question answered...

Mine would be why do people like Hitler and Bill O'Riely exist/have existed in this universe...

Oh you crazy atheist being so smug about your belief that god doesn't exist! You are so cute when harassing people for their beliefs even when they are not bothering you.

 

[JochemDude]

Not wether god is real or not, that's something that every person has his own truth on. I guess I would ask for a detailed spreadsheet about future stock markets, good money in that.

I then ask how being true for someone is different from truth as in fact?

Kudos on the money making scheme but I would just ask for next weeks lottery numbers.

I'm not a believer, believe me. I'm just trying not to anger the religious mobs that I recently discovered do roam around here. On the point, the lottery is faster, but it's like cheating, doesn't feel rewarding. Mine is more like a exploit, still not as rewarding as actually working for it, but already closer.

 

[Krankybias]

Is god real?

no, question answered...

Mine would be why do people like Hitler and Bill O'Riely exist/have existed in this universe...

Oh you crazy atheist being so smug about your belief that god doesn't exist! You are so cute when harassing people for their beliefs even when they are not bothering you.

DERP was a joke/troll, explained like a few posts ago.

 

[LikeDustInTheWind]

This

Is god real?

Or this

What is the meaning of life?

 

[Krankybias]

Is god real?

no, question answered...

Mine would be why do people like Hitler and Bill O'Riely exist/have existed in this universe...

O damn, you just gave me proof that he is real. Because there would be no way of knowing for sure unless you knew everything. And if you know everything, you are either god, or the peice of paper in the op!

Woah, it was just a joke...

Sure it was god, sure it was.

I like how I suddenly claimed to be god...

Well, you obviously know everything.

I never claimed that either... I guess since you claimed I know everything then I am god, so why not respect and bow down to me now... Because I am obviously not a god...

Then tell me how you knew that god didnt exist?

already told you it was a joke/troll, I'm not splurging out all the research I know in order to prove a point to some internet stranger, you can do your own research...

There is no research in the first place.

I would say yes there is and counter with simply because you don't know any doesn't mean that research doesn't exist.

asking me "How do you know god doesn't exist" puts me in an awkward position because I don't...

But I can believe in theores by Sagan, Tyson, Dawkins, Darwin, Hawking and plenty more that apply more to this Zeitgeist than copies of copies of translations of copies of modifications of an ancient text.

Meaningless words. Tell me, how do you know god dosent exist???

tell me how he is, I've already explained I can't just as much as you can't tell me the Big bang didn't happen for you weren't there.

 

[Canid117]

Is god real?

no, question answered...

Mine would be why do people like Hitler and Bill O'Riely exist/have existed in this universe...

Oh you crazy atheist being so smug about your belief that god doesn't exist! You are so cute when harassing people for their beliefs even when they are not bothering you.

DERP was a joke/troll, explained like a few posts ago.

I would avoid that because it is annoying and eventually people are going to get tired of it. Smugness isn't as funny as you seem to think. And straight trolling gets the community very angry at you. This isn't a chan.

 

[Lord_Nemesis]

Is god real?

no, question answered...

Mine would be why do people like Hitler and Bill O'Riely exist/have existed in this universe...

O damn, you just gave me proof that he is real. Because there would be no way of knowing for sure unless you knew everything. And if you know everything, you are either god, or the peice of paper in the op!

He can't be God silly!




That would be moi xD

And as for the question: How to make Mass Effect 3 get released early. As in right now.

 

[Krankybias]

Is god real?

no, question answered...

Mine would be why do people like Hitler and Bill O'Riely exist/have existed in this universe...

Oh you crazy atheist being so smug about your belief that god doesn't exist! You are so cute when harassing people for their beliefs even when they are not bothering you.

DERP was a joke/troll, explained like a few posts ago.

I would avoid that because it is annoying and eventually people are going to get tired of it. Smugness isn't as funny as you seem to think. And straight trolling gets the community very angry at you. This isn't a chan.

OH NO A COMMUNITY ANGRY AT A TROLL, totally not the point of a troll (!)

 

[Canid117]

Is god real?

no, question answered...

Mine would be why do people like Hitler and Bill O'Riely exist/have existed in this universe...

Oh you crazy atheist being so smug about your belief that god doesn't exist! You are so cute when harassing people for their beliefs even when they are not bothering you.

DERP was a joke/troll, explained like a few posts ago.

I would avoid that because it is annoying and eventually people are going to get tired of it. Smugness isn't as funny as you seem to think. And straight trolling gets the community very angry at you. This isn't a chan.

OH NO A COMMUNITY ANGRY AT A TROLL, totally not the point of a troll (!)

I feel I should not have to point out that Trolls get banned.

Just fair warning.

snip

After admitting twice that they are a troll why do you continue arguing with someone?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=troll

 

[Twilight_guy]

What is the meaning of life? If the paper responds with 42 I'm burning it in a fire and cussing my great grandparents out.

 

[Krankybias]

Is god real?

no, question answered...

Mine would be why do people like Hitler and Bill O'Riely exist/have existed in this universe...

O damn, you just gave me proof that he is real. Because there would be no way of knowing for sure unless you knew everything. And if you know everything, you are either god, or the peice of paper in the op!

Woah, it was just a joke...

Sure it was god, sure it was.

I like how I suddenly claimed to be god...

Well, you obviously know everything.

I never claimed that either... I guess since you claimed I know everything then I am god, so why not respect and bow down to me now... Because I am obviously not a god...

Then tell me how you knew that god didnt exist?

already told you it was a joke/troll, I'm not splurging out all the research I know in order to prove a point to some internet stranger, you can do your own research...

There is no research in the first place.

I would say yes there is and counter with simply because you don't know any doesn't mean that research doesn't exist.

asking me "How do you know god doesn't exist" puts me in an awkward position because I don't...

But I can believe in theores by Sagan, Tyson, Dawkins, Darwin, Hawking and plenty more that apply more to this Zeitgeist than copies of copies of translations of copies of modifications of an ancient text.

Meaningless words. Tell me, how do you know god dosent exist???

tell me how he is, I've already explained I can't just as much as you can't tell me the Big bang didn't happen for you weren't there.

You cant prove that he does or dosent exist. So stop saying that either is true. You can say you THINK he does or dosent exist. But don't ever say its a fact.

Um that's kind of what I said a few posts ago? I would say read shit!