If you could invent a weapon...

[Safe in the Dark]

What kind of weapon would it be?(it doesn't have to be practical.)
I personally would build a large cross-bow looking thing that fired swords....or babies/small fuzzy animals,depending on the situation.I would call it the Mother F*king Thumper or MFT.

 

[RMcD94]

A portable black hole.

 

[DigitalSushi]

A kitten grenade, throw one into a room and lots of cute fluffy kittens fly towards your enemies scratching their arms to the point they can't fire weapons anymore.... well without mild discomfort at least, should buy you time.

 

[Zacharine]

Gridfire emitter.

Just...Gridfire. The weapon at the end of the universe, that turns space-time itself into a solar-system scale WMD.

Iain Banks can be pretty mad when he puts thought into it.

 

[A3Bf72rVWE5hA]

i would make a weapon that fires wooden projectiles, not like an arrow, like a bullet. that way the friction with the air would cause it to ignite making much more effective incendiary bullets

 

[Beartrucci]

A gun that shoots swords. You said that the weapon didn't have to be practical....

 

[Aceptdtctv]

A sword that shoots guns

 

[blankedboy]

Oh dear...
Shurikens and lightning - done.
Tether Guided Practical Nuke - done.
Sonic Boom cannon - done.
Arc Saber - done.
Reflective laser beam - done.

Shit, RECOIL takes all the good ones.
Okay, I'll go with an idea I had a while back, the Shock Cannon. It fires a cannonball through a rocket launcher.

DDDDDD

 

[goatzilla8463]

A gun that fires love at people. Pure, uncontainable love.

 

[Luftwaffles]

I wont make a weapon.
A force field instead!!! Powered by any forms of energy it contacts!!! Light!!! Kinetic!!! I will be unstoppable!!!!!

 

[TheBlackWaterMan]

Probbaly some sort of aging gun like in " Indiana Jones and The Last Crudsade " and turn him/her into dust ( and the blowing the dust into the wind part as they say " no muss no fuss)and it wouldn't need ammo what so ever and it would have a scope and have single and burst and also make no noise what so ever and wouldn't show up on any sort of scaning device that would be the perfect weapon.

 

[sephiroth1991]

A gun that shoots bullets of Love and peace.

The dude abides

 

[bluemistake2]

a gun simple yet effective

 

[A Weary Exile]

A gatling gun that fires exploding moray eels and converts any caught in the blast radius to Daoism.

 

[Vianyte]

I'd take a gun that fires a shell full of thermite inside you. Then sets alight and burns through you from the inside. That would be fucking awesome.

You will like this gun then:

Spoiler

It always ignites on the enemy, regardless of what it says.

 

[Daniel_Rosamilia]

Mine is a motorized concealable sword/swords.

Kinda like in Assassin's Creed, the blades are hidden in the lower sleeves of your top, and are connected to a small motor, usually wired through clothes into a backpack, or to a miniature motor that can fit on someone's back under clothes.

When fired up, the blades start to spin, hitting a top of 300rpm, making it a very useful weapon in carving clean holes through enemies, or, if stopped, good for either slicing enemies or making a snack.

Motor can either be run on electricity, having a maximum of 1-2 hour charge, depending on the motor, or petrol, but can occsionally combust with overusage with petrol.

Just so you know, I thought of this idea about a month ago, so that's why it's ridiculously detailed.
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Don't judge me, I like thinking of absurd weaponry.

 

[indiana_104]

Can I plagiarize a video game? 'Cos in that case I would go for the whip from Castlevania.

If I can't, then I would have to say a gun that fires...

OTHER GUNS!

Now give me a cookie and an internet.