If you could kill off any side character from a videogame

[ShotgunSmoke]

Cousin, wanna see some big american tittehs?
NO, I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT, LET ME ADVANCE THE STORYLINE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
If you make a deep, immersive story, you shouldn't distract players from it with idiotic phonecalls.

Oh, and Liara. She's so fucking annoying. How can anyone choose her for the romance subplot?

 

[Warrior Irme]

I would have to kill off Ashley in RE4. In fact at many instances I did because she wouldn't stop standing in front of my bullets.

 

[arf19]

navi from Legend Of Zelda:OOT lol she well it is the spawn of annoyance

 

[WeevilStew]

every NPC from oblivion.

oh wait, I already did that.

never mind. I'm good.

 

[foish]

Same thing here... except for shadow. He's fine

 

[agafaba]

NPCs from CS
"uhhh, sir the bomb?"
ME: ya no shit... I am kinda busy though so stop staring at it
"The bomb sir"
ME: uhhh ok...
NPC comments while running away from the bomb "Sir, the bomb"
ME: ok I can do that... ok wait it only has a second left

 

[Dr.Sean]

Do the assfuckers in multiplayer games count? I hate them so much that I got a voicechanger so whenever I speak I might as well be humping their ears with a condom made of sand paper. Atleast taking it in the ear from sand paper wouldn't be as bad as my voice changer.

 

[sadpolice]

Dom's ***** of a wife in Gears 2.

 

[Pendragon9]

Everyone from the Sonic franchise, except Sonic, Tails and Robotnik. They're all side characters anyway, who cares?

 

[Sh4dowSpec]

Garuda 2 ("Shamrock") from Ace Combat 6.

Him: "Garuda 1's missile missed!"
Me: "Shut the FUCK up!"

The only reason he didn't die was because the tracking system wouldn't lock onto him.

 

[TehWarsmith]

Donald Duck in Kingdom Hearts and Kingdom Hearts 2. Goofy's alright I suppose, but Donald? KILL THE WHINY SON OF A *****! Ahem.

Plus, The Monitor, 343 Guilty Spark, in Halo. Oh, wait...

FUCK the Monitor.

Donald was a badass in Kingdom Hearts, but in 2 all the party members needed to just go sit in a corner and let Sora do all the work.

Also, I don't want to kill him, but does anyone remember Pvt. Elder from the original Call of Duty?

"Our father who art in heaven, hallowed be-" "God's busy! This one's on you!"

 

[WittyName]

Seymore (FFX) For NOT STAYING DEAD! >.<

Thank you for reminding me of that....

Seriously, how many bloody times do you have to kill him before he understands?!?

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

Still 343GS

 

[Khazoth]

i would kill Thrall for the warcraft series, someone has to put him out of the gamers misery.

Blasphemer! Heretic! Cretin!


...I'll vote for Pierce, generally unlikeable and whiny.

 

[MasterSqueak]

Cream from Sonic Heroes. *Twitch* Preferably by radiation, chainsaw, or radioactive chainsaw.

Am I a bad person?

 

[Lucane]

Raiden from Metal Gear Solid 2 and 4.

Why in holy hell did they make that whiny little *****.

My guess to make Solid Snake that much more cooler by comparision when he's running around on screen helping you out all the time. Beside someone has to be the goofy sidekick.

I'd kill off Alyx from Half Life 2 I hate that B... I kid I kid.

From Bioshock Andrew Rya... err... Assassian's Creed your Mento...
Hmm guess i don't have anyone who doesn't die already.

 

[Offworlder_v1legacy]

i would kill Thrall for the warcraft series, someone has to put him out of the gamers misery.

Never.

Sheva, the *****.