If you could pay for an orgasm...

[nunqual]

What is the highest price you would pay? To clarify, I do not mean the sexual act, or prostitution. I mean just walking up to a vendor, saying:

I'd like one orgasm, please!
Sure, that'll be ________.
Thank you! (Weird sounds and facial expressions ensue.)

Your job is to determine what goes inside of that blank. And, let's not get too explicit, folks.

Or, as a side question, would you ever buy one?

 

[Private Custard]

50 pence, nothing more.

Anyway, how is the vendor going to give you the orgasm? Does it come in a box? Canned drink?

 

[Insanum]

I dont want people to see my man face in public, And what would be the returns policy? There has to be one if he's trading under the sales of good/services act.

 

[BGH122]

50 pence, nothing more.

Anyway, how is the vendor going to give you the orgasm? Does it come in a box? Canned drink?

He's a very fucking unethical but highly advanced neurologist who'll slice open your head and manipulate the neural pathways of your brain.

I wouldn't pay for an orgasm. I have hands don't I?

 

[nunqual]

Anyway, how is the vendor going to give you the orgasm? Does it come in a box? Canned drink?

I dunno, I suppose that's up to your imagination. Would you rather take a pill with orgasmic formula, or take a sip from a bottle of Orgasmiade?

 

[Kpt._Rob]

I can't see myself ever paying for just an orgasm. Actually, I wouldn't pay for anything in as far as sex is concerned. But definitely not an orgasm. The build up is a big part of what makes one good, without the build up, it doesn't even seem like it'd be worth it.

 

[SultanP]

Why would you pay for the orgasm without anything leading up to it? If I just want to come, I'll do it myself, no reason to pay for that. And if you are getting others in on it, half the fun is the getting there.

Edit: The longer the buildup, the better it is too, usually. Like a super soaker, the longer you pump it, the harder it shoots. So an instant orgasm doesn't seem too attractive.

 

[TimeLord]

Why would you pay for something you can do yourself.....?

 

[BonsaiK]

What is the highest price you would pay?

I'm not sure. I've paid for worse things I guess, but I don't see why I would pay for something that's free.

 

[Dana22]

Why would you pay for something you can do yourself.....?

Yeah I was just asking myself the same thing.

 

[T-Bone24]

You can sort of get it for free...

"I'd like one orgasm, please."
"Certainly, here you go."
"HURK"

 

[TheComedown]

I dunno, I suppose that's up to your imagination. Would you rather take a pill with orgasmic formula, or take a sip from a bottle of Orgasmiade?

I will never ever drink something called "Orgasmiade" sounds disgusting, nothing wouldn't pay a cent, there are still women in the world, and if they all die I still got 2 hands.

 

[ENKC]

That'd be like the best chorus ever with the rest of the song removed.

 

[Private Custard]

He's a very fucking unethical but highly advanced neurologist who'll slice open your head and manipulate the neural pathways of your brain.

I wouldn't pay for an orgasm. I have hands don't I?

Ahh, you said 'he', that's a problem!

I dunno, I suppose that's up to your imagination. Would you rather take a pill with orgasmic formula, or take a sip from a bottle of Orgasmiade?

I'd take it from a woman with magic hands!

 

[Daffy F]

It really all depends on how Rich/lazy you are.

 

[Withall]

Well, the devil is in the details, and seeing as I can work out an orgasm on my own, for free, my answer is "no, I don't need to. Now, if you please excuse me, I need to go beat it".

 

[Private Custard]

Edit: The longer the buildup, the better it is too, usually. Like a super soaker, the longer you pump it, the harder it shoots. So an instant orgasm doesn't seem too attractive.

Would you really want a super-soaker orgasm in the middle of the street?!

 

[LeonLethality]

Why pay for what you can do for free. Well I guess you pay for internet and relationships often cost money too when you spend money on one another...

Still no need to pay some random vendor.

 

[neonnightlite]

Well, the devil is in the details, and seeing as I can work out an orgasm on my own, for free, my answer is "no, I don't need to. Now, if you please excuse me, I need to go beat it".

This made me lol!

OT: Definitely not. I would not want people to see me buy it in public.

 

[RanD00M]

I have then internet which my parents pay, so I can get my orgasm for free. Hell, I don't even need pron, it just helps out.