If you could punch a videogame character....

[rosac]

... and they then got to punch you back, who would you pick?

I'd go for Mike Tyson, just so I can say I took a punch from Mike Tyson.

Rosac.

 

[Rose and Thorn]

I don't want to get punched, getting punched hurts.

And if this was a thing that I had to do, it would be the weakest character I could think of.

Rose.

 

[Popadoo]

Daniel from Amnesia because instead of punching me back he'd crawl into a corner and cry.

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

I don't randomly go around punching people real or imaginary.

If I did do such a thing, I'd probably go for Daxter,
because he talks to much and a punch from him wouldn't hurt.

 

[StormShaun]

Definitely Nathan Drake...

I mean look at him...

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Who wouldn't want to punch that! I mean LOOK! Its begging for a punch. Also sure he might give me a giant one back but I'll make sure to punch him so he wouldn't be able to punch me...

Or running...running helps.

 

[Gone Rampant]

Hmm... I'd pick Oblivion's annoying fan. With a FUS RO DAH off the top of Sky Haven Temple.

 

[TheSteeleStrap]

The Cole Train, only because in a cutscene early in Gears 3, he set a bomb and then stood right next to it. I have no other reason, at least not yet.

 

[Sean Hollyman]

Hmm, Mario, I'd love to plant a shiner on that big nose of his.

 

[Steve Lovell]

glados "give me my damn cake you *****"

 

[Aris Khandr]

Diglet. No hands. Can't punch back. I win.

 

[rayman56]

I'd punch everyone in Fable 3, as all I would really have to do is just roll around on the ground and they'd miss me with every attack they make, whether it be with a sword, a gun, or magic fireballs. It's fool-proof.

 

[Captain Anon]

Vanilla the most annoying character in all of gaming but i think Yahtzee went and beat me to it

 

[Nekron_X]

shinji matou from fate/stay night. he deserves more than a punch but...well...i'm sure i can make the one i'm given count.

 

[Swyftstar]

Alistair, he's such a whiny baby he probably would spend 15 minutes talking to me about why I hit him. Then I'd hit him again and leave.

 

[Dragoon]

Slippy the Toad from Star Fox, he's so annoying and I bet if he tried to punch me he would just fuck it up and need to be saved... AGAIN!

 

[Raika]

Biscuitdoughhandsman comes immediately to mind, provided he showed up in Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People. Did he?

 

[Lunatic High]

Squall of FF8

 

[Nightmare-Child]

Probably Vanille from XIII.

 

[BloatedGuppy]

Right in his smug, deus-ex-machina face.