If you could punch a videogame character....

[Rayne870]

Peach kuz that ***** was always in another castle. I would have said Zelda as well but she is also Shiek and that just wouldn't be a fun fight.

 

[frizzlebyte]

Hmm... I'd pick Oblivion's annoying fan. With a FUS RO DAH off the top of Sky Haven Temple.

Yeah, me too. I figure all he could manage in return was an American Dad Steve-style limp-wristed slap, anyways. You'd be stupid not to take a shot at him.

 

[a7xman]

Slippy Toad. For never realizing flying headfirst into an enemy armada is the most idiotic thing a pilot could ever do.

 

[Hira]

Deleted post. On a related topic, gf is not touching my PC again.

 

[Baldur Moon]

... and they then got to punch you back, who would you pick?

I'd go for Mike Tyson, just so I can say I took a punch from Mike Tyson.

Rosac.

I doubt you'll be saying anything for a while after that

Captain Falcon. No question.

Not a bad way to go out, either.

Too bad no one will recognize your headless corpse. In any case you would have my condolences

 

[Nathan Josephs]

gonna go pretty obscure and pick inuart in drakengard. you know why inuart, you know why.

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

Wrex from Mass Effect. Not because I don't like him (I think he's awesome), but rather because my theory is that Krogan punches are really puny, and that's why they always go for a headbutt instead. Assuming that we are bound by the rules of the hypothetical situation to use our fists and nothing else, it would mean I could walk away saying I got into a fight with a Krogan and came out on top!

 

[TallanKhan]

Udina from Mass Effect, even if you give him a god-damn seat on the council at the end of ME1 he still treats you like something hes scraped off his boot, plus as Anderson showed us, if you do it right the first time, he aint gettin back up to punch you back.

 

[White_Lama]

I'd punch Master Chief, because getting punched from him would be an epic way to go

Possibly that guy who owns the bar in Megaton (senior moment I can't remember his name)

Moriarty my friend

 

[Lucian The Lugia]

Pikachu in SSBB. And you say Sonic is annoying?

His freakin' down B, and the fact that his foward Smash is incredibly strong and quick...

 

[Lazy]

Definitely Nathan Drake...

I mean look at him...

Spoiler

Who wouldn't want to punch that! I mean LOOK! Its begging for a punch. Also sure he might give me a giant one back but I'll make sure to punch him so he wouldn't be able to punch me...

Or running...running helps.

I don't think that's such a good idea. Turning your back to Nathan Drake is just setting yourself up for a broken neck.

 

[pikmaniac]

Cloud, because he he a wimp.

 

[carpathic]

Oh Kai Leng.

When I killed him, he SO had it coming.

Or the adoring fan in oblivion

Yeah, that'd just about do it...and Cazadores

And Basso from Thief II...something about that guy always bugged me.

 

[Eddie the head]

Deathwing because I am guna punch that dragon in the face!

 

[Josufu]

Glass Joe, I think. Then I could fight my way up the ranks!

 

[chozo_hybrid]

Sonic the Hedgehog, beat him back to when he first was cool and hopefully he'd learn from it.

 

[DioWallachia]

To Nathan Drake, i want to do this to him: (skip to 19:52)

 

[GistoftheFist]

I would totally suckerpunch Nick Kang from True Crime. I forgot how completely irritating and unlikeable he is as a protagonist. He'd then arrest me afterwards but it would be worth it.