If you could put two portals anywhere?

[ParkourMcGhee]

My room <-> Girlfriend's

/thread

Just to stop it being low content I first contemplated putting the second one in the fridge for a split second.

 

[Ciartan]

This thread really reminded me of this for some reason: http://www.electricretard.com/portal/ .
If i really had a portal gun tho, id put one on the moon and DESTROY THE EARTH, or something like that.

 

[Ris]

1. One portal in New York (Times Square?)
2. One portal in London (Picadilly Circus?)
3. ???
4. Profit

And by ??? I mean charge people to use it thereby making a fortune.

damn, beat me to it.

 

[Venereus]

One at moon and one at China.

Overpopulation solved

If you solve China's "overpopulation" that fast, you'd break the global economy.

 

[Longsight]

Portal-oo!

 

[Snake Plissken]

My bedroom the the Las Vegas strip.

 

[Mcupobob]

My room <-> Girlfriend's

I was gonna say remote location and bank vault but this has a more practical application.

 

[LittleChone]

I'd use it to screw with people. Because it would be fun as hell.

Also, maybe this:

You are fucking evil!!!!!!! Can we be friends?

 

[Death God]

My room and Paris, France. That way if something happens in America, I can jump over to France. Plus, I love Paris anyways even though I've never been there.

 

[Bloodstain]

Somewhere near my house and somewhere in Berlin (lots of friends of mine live there).
And charge other people for passing through it. Hah.

 

[LittleChone]

Not original, but would be totally awesome!

 

[Azmael Silverlance]

My house and... A bank vault?
No wait. My neighbours house and a bank vault. To help throw off suspicion.

Thats exactly what i thought when i red the name of the thread

Man humanity is going to hell isnt it X_X

 

[Just_A_Glitch]

I'm going to join in with all the people saying a toilet.

My toiler and right above Anthony Kiedis' head. Dude acts like a shithead, might as well make him one.

 

[AnkaraTheFallen]

Seems to be said a lot, but my room and my girlfriends... so long as there's a way to keep my family from finding it.

 

[Speakercone]

Buy a house in London and one in New York. Portal in each one. Charge people to use the portal as quick transit. Watch airline industry shit itself.

 

[Dorian]

Whoops, someone forgot to close the door, there goes the Earth's atmosphere.

Place a big, heavy block/door/wall type thing over the Earth portal, hook it up to a heavy-duty mechanical arm, and set airlocks in the room.

Whoops, someone forgot to read, there goes the smartass comment.

 

[willsham45]

Ok one goes on a large tile, the other in the back garden. Then the tile goes where ever it is needed, work, mates house, uni etc. And then for holiday post the tile abroad and hey presto free travel without the boarder potrol
you could also put the poral side of the tile over someone just to mess with them imagin waiting around minding your own buisness and then bam your in a random persons back garden with no way out

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

My room and the liquor cabinet, no stumbling and easy access!

I'd use it to screw with people. Because it would be fun as hell.

Also, maybe this:

You win, that's hilarious!

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

My dorm room <-> my house.

SO CONVENIENT!

 

[Metropocalypse]

The Batcave.