If you could shape shift!
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Some kind of angel (you know, white feathery wings, the whole 'beam of light from heaven' thing that you can summon, the whole sha-bang), preferably an archangel so that I can smite people in the name of 'lulz'.
Alternatively, Lucifer (fallen angel stuff, so I am still an angel, just with more ... possibilities for fun).
Alternatively, Lucifer (fallen angel stuff, so I am still an angel, just with more ... possibilities for fun).
Turn into a beautiful woman, seduce dudes, then turn back into a dudes, watch them freak out, then run.
It's rather amusing, but everyone I've ever asked always pauses for a minute, thinks carefully, and then gives the exact same answer.
Here's a hint: It involves the dead of the night and a dog of some kind.
I swear to God above I'm not making this up.
As to what I'd do...
In this order:
1. Teach my slow-to-learn best friend why kangaroos don't make good sparring buddies
2. Re-enact the events of [Prototype]
3. Impersonate Bobby Kotick and firebomb an orphanage
4. Perfect my Rorshach impression
5. That thing I mentioned earlier
Here's a hint: It involves the dead of the night and a dog of some kind.
I swear to God above I'm not making this up.
As to what I'd do...
In this order:
1. Teach my slow-to-learn best friend why kangaroos don't make good sparring buddies
2. Re-enact the events of [Prototype]
3. Impersonate Bobby Kotick and firebomb an orphanage
4. Perfect my Rorshach impression
5. That thing I mentioned earlier
You magnificent bastard.Aqualung said:
I honestly dont think i could beat anything said above, so copy/past it all onto this post. or maybe just a martian and wave at the probes on mars to see what happens
"Good god, how drunk was I last night???"Tomster595 said:
OT: I'd be a dog, first (outdoors, so my own doggie doesn't freak out on me), and explore the world with mah nosey. Then I would be a birdie, and explore the world with my wings. Then I'd be a four-year-old child and watch everything become twice as tall (and freak adults out with my badass, seventeen-year-old vocabulary). Out of curiosity, I'd go home, lock the bathroom door, and become a man. Then turn back into me. At night, I'd turn into a wolf so
A. Dog wouldn't dare bother me.
B. My room is the freaking Arctic.
Oh, I just remembered: I just so happened to compile a list of the most amusing things a shapeshifter can do when I was writing my book:
Enact any one of the massive amount of practical jokes it?s possible to pull if one happens to belong to the any variation of Canus Familiarus (just under three hundred at last count).
Turn into a dragon and roast anyone who pisses you off.
Sprout a prehensile tail, walk into a crowded area, and see how many people you can trip up without being detected.
Perform lewd and suggestive impersonations of notable persons.
Do yourself up like a werewolf and rob a nunnery.
Render onesself attractive to a sinful degree and count the number of people who change their sexual alignment on the spot.
Turn into a viper and snake up a fopp's shirt.
Finally, when one is feeling lecherous, you can locate an attractive member of the opposite sex, turn into a-- you know what? I think I'll just stop there.
Enact any one of the massive amount of practical jokes it?s possible to pull if one happens to belong to the any variation of Canus Familiarus (just under three hundred at last count).
Turn into a dragon and roast anyone who pisses you off.
Sprout a prehensile tail, walk into a crowded area, and see how many people you can trip up without being detected.
Perform lewd and suggestive impersonations of notable persons.
Do yourself up like a werewolf and rob a nunnery.
Render onesself attractive to a sinful degree and count the number of people who change their sexual alignment on the spot.
Turn into a viper and snake up a fopp's shirt.
Finally, when one is feeling lecherous, you can locate an attractive member of the opposite sex, turn into a-- you know what? I think I'll just stop there.
If I could Shapeshift I would not need the internet. I wouldn't need anything. If you could turn into anything, you could do basically anything. Want to feel really important? Bam, turn into the president. Want to be a hot woman? pick one of the many that exist. Want to maul someones face off? Turn into a bear. Want to get to work quickly? turn into a bird.
If I could chose between shapeshifting and invurnerability(could still die from old age) I would pick Shapeshifting hands down.
If I could chose between shapeshifting and invurnerability(could still die from old age) I would pick Shapeshifting hands down.
I'm gunna go the transformers route and say i'd like to shapeshift into a Motorcycle or summat.
I'd never have to pay for a tax disc, would never have to worry about parking and i could freak people out by making them see a riderless motorcycle.
Although i would be worried about where i'd have to stick the petrol pump.......
I'd never have to pay for a tax disc, would never have to worry about parking and i could freak people out by making them see a riderless motorcycle.
Although i would be worried about where i'd have to stick the petrol pump.......
An ubelievably strong midgit with a full pioneer fur clothing(including a hat),Join the UFC, and on my first match..................shapeshift mid-match and ............................
DR. OCTAGONAPUS BWAAAAAAAAH
DR. OCTAGONAPUS BWAAAAAAAAH
...I would be the world's most powerful killer.
Go on roaring rampages, destroying whole towns and making myself king. Nuclear bombs couldn't save you, Armies couldn't save you, God couldn't save you!
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! >
I need to lay off the chocolate.
Go on roaring rampages, destroying whole towns and making myself king. Nuclear bombs couldn't save you, Armies couldn't save you, God couldn't save you!
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! >
I need to lay off the chocolate.
