If you could shape shift!

[Davey Woo]

Shape shift into Death, and knock on a very old person's door.

 

[Vrex360]

Shapeshift into the Arbiter.
Then all my dreams will have come true.

 

[Super_Nintendo_Chalmers]

I'd first turn into some kind of flying creature, like a wyvern, dragon, or hippogriff.
Then I'd turn into Emma Watson, and have showers all day, every day.

 

[Tourette]

Mr Stay Puft, the marshmallow man

 

[BigHandInSky]

Shapeshift into a Big Daddy and walk around at night groaning

or patrol the shopping centres picking up random girls and going mental at anyone who stops me

 

[ThePocketWeasel]

The Chewit dinosaur, then go to Japan and start wrestling with building twenty times bigger than me. It'd be an ultimate fail but it'd look amazing.

 

[Sigel]

I would shapeshift into a cat. I would love to experience the world through their senses.

 

[orangebandguy]

I'd shapeshift into Super Man, and give him a new costume to fake me being original.

 

[ImprovizoR]

I'd shift into a hot blond chick just too experience the difference from sociological point of view.

Oh and Big Boss from MGS3 of course.

 

[RanD00M]

Snakes.Then i would slither into peoples home and eat them.

 

[rex922]

Some disgusting monstrosity simply to psychologically torture the innocent

 

[The_ModeRazor]

Tree.
And they don't even know I'm watching!

 

[Revenge Revisited]

I would shape-shift into Cthulhu! >:3

 

[Chrinik]

Chuck Norris...

Do i need to say more?

 

[teutonicman]

I'd give my self a massive beard, flannel shirt and an axe.

 

[recoverytwo]

Megan Fox, Jessica Alba, A dragon,Brad Pitt just to get laid.
At some point i would go to a convention and turn into a video game character the way they look in the game to see people e shit their pants.

 

[Rakkana]

WereWolf!

 

[AngloDoom]

We can only choose one form?

*Sigh*

...Dragon. A huge, great, three-hundred-foot monster that breathes fire, flies, with near bullet-resistance scales. A proper manly beast.

 

[RnAoDm]

Professional celebrity chef and go into restaurants saying all the food is terrible. Or into other regular people and get them into trouble with friends/family/lovers then sit back and watch the fireworks. Or maybe animals and follow someone round telling them they are cursed and they can talk to animals.

Could be so many things to do....

 

[Communist partisan]

i would turn into stubbs and terrorise ppl