If you could shape shift!

[vodkainferno]

I won't say, in fear of the banhammer.

 

[DemonicVixen]

Definatly a kitten. Though not too young as i don't want to be totally helpless.

 

[Burst6]

i would turn into a bird, a supersonic bird that has a amazing digestive system and great aim. There are a few people who need to get hit on the head by bird droppings.

 

[Random Argument Man]

I already did. You can catch a blimp of my shapeshifting powers with this

Oh ih oh ih oh ih oh

 

[rokkolpo]

i would do everything EVERYTHING.

 

[RatRace123]

I'd shapeshift into a hot chick. That's not weird is it?

 

[DarkMessiah]

I would change into a UFO then do an aerial tour of Africa and South America.

If it was unidentified, how would you know what you were shape shifting into?

OT: A dragon for transport and terrorising villages and whatnot, and people I know for general amusement/blackmail.

 

[ParadoxBG]

I just wanna go down the line and tally how many people wrote variations on 'tampon', but I can't atm. Maybe later.

PS. Swim with the dolphins. AS A SHARK!

 

[Rigs83]

Anything is better than me.

 

[sgtshock]

I'd shapeshift into a horrible monster and scare the crap out of my worst enemies. Then, when he runs away to get help, I'll hide/transform into something small. Everyone will think he's crazy, and when they leave, I'll transform into a hideous monster again. Repeat until he ends up in the Psych Ward.

 

[Kajt]

MAN. BEAR. PIG.

Sheogorath.

 

[PunchClockVillain]

I would transform into another person, stalk them until they are driven to insanity, find a different person, repeat...

I'd give my self a massive beard, flannel shirt and an axe.

Or I would transform into Monty Python and follow you around while singing.

 

[wizzerd229]

Wolf, with differing levels of Wolfishness and Humanoidness

 

[Blackhol]

The president and then run naked throughout Washington D.C

 

[Soxafloppin]

The president and then run naked throughout Washington D.C

That would be outstanding.

It would be fun to turn into the pope and walk around in a slayer T shirt or something.

 

[tjarne]

Seriously? I'd shape shift into a prettier me^^

And so would I, for absolutly no good reason at all. Other than perhaps messing with people in you surrondings.
Or perhaps a giant two headed featherless parrot. Capable of flight ofcourse.

 

[Zykon TheLich]

An alien from the movie Aliens. Then I'd jump out at people and make them poop themselves in fright.

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

Some major political figure like Barack Obama or Gordon Brown and make a fool of myself. See how the media reacts. Though I couldn't really make Gordon Brown any bigger a dipshit....

 

[Helimocopter]

megan fox and then go to a friends house to see them awkward out

or randomly shapeshift into a tree(this has to be instantly or it won't have the affect i want)
in public buildings.

 

[magnus gallant]

id transform into micheal bay and stop ruining peoples childhoods