if you could talk to objects

[Dax317]

what would you talk to first and what would it say?

i would talk to my ipod and it would say "stupid metal head add some variety to your music"

 

[RedPandaMan]

I would talk to my T.V. and say I'm so sorry for all the yelling and swearing at you. It was my fault. We need to go back to our old relationship before videogames. I love you.

 

[Berethond]

My computer would tell me to go outside, and get a girlfriend.

 

[Woodster 117]

My PS3 controller would yell at me to get the d-pad fixed.

 

[This-is-Hip-Hop]

Every shovel I have ever used, telling me to stop attempting to pick up heavy concrete with them so the head would stop being bent. a lot of money went to getting new shovels this summer.

-This-is-Hip-Hop

 

[Ezzay]

My computer would tell me to restart it.

Poor things been on for about a month strait.

 

[Internet Kraken]

I would talk to lawn ornaments. They sit on lawns all the day, observing the actions of everyone they see. Who knows what kinds of things they have to say.

 

[Crimsane]

In before "my wife!"

On a more serious note, probably the keyboard I'm pounding away on right now. I'd imagine it's going "oww, oww, oww" every time I mash a key. An apology or two would be nice.

 

[Golden Gryphon]

I do talk to my stuffed animals. They tell me they are the only ones that will ever really love me.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

my drum set would cry and cry and cry.............*sigh*

then I'd get scolded by my computer to be more social

 

[C0nn0r666]

i'd say to my couch
me:i'm going to fart on you
couch:nooooooooooooooooo!
me:hahahahahahahahaha good thing i ate beans today

 

[historyfend13]

I work talk to the demo phones at work and see what people do to them.

I would also talk to the chairs in the break room and hear their stories of agony of having fat people sit on them all day. Add the amigo scooters to the fat people stories.