If You Could Transform Into Any Mythological Creature...

[RJ 17]

Before I even clicked into this thread, I figured "Well this will just be everyone showing off their favorite dragon pics..." and sure enough, you all didn't disappoint.

Can I transform into a shapeshifter? Because then I wouldn't really have to choose. :3

That's what I was gonna pick...specifically a Doppleganger. :3

OT: In order to be (somewhat) original, I'll go with the only thing worse than a dragon:

Spoiler: A demon dragon!

"A demon cannot be trusted, and a dragon cannot be ruled." >: D

Hehehe, nah, but seriously I'll pick Slenderman just because he hasn't been picked yet.

 

[Worgen]

I would be an Alicorn Princess of the Sun.

No one mare should have all that power
The clock's tickin', I just count the hours
Stop trippin', I'm trippin' off the power
(21st century schizoid horse)

 

[Storm Dragon]

A dragon, no contest. Dragons are the most majestic and powerful of all mythical creatures; they can fly and breath fire, they practically bleed magic, and their mere presence strikes fear into the hearts of all but the bravest of mortals. Why would I want to be anything else?

 

[RJ 17]

I would be an Alicorn Princess of the Sun.

No one mare should have all that power
The clock's tickin', I just count the hours
Stop trippin', I'm trippin' off the power
(21st century schizoid horse)

Yeah but then you'd have a lot of perverts making creepy Rule 34 pics of you having incestuous sex in horrifically kinky ways with your sister.

That, and 4Chan would be the bane of your existence. Just go to youtube and look up "pony thread simulator" by a guy named xXHomerSimpsonXx. Once you've seen/heard it...you can't unsee/unhear it. o.o

 

[Aris Khandr]

i would not recommend it.
vampires cant handle sunlight and other things that are pretty unimpressive.
add to that the fact that you cant stay outside water and you have become the ulimate wuss of all monsters that ever has been.

plus no blood flow = erectile dysfunction. if you had a penis in the first place, that is...

I'm a mermaid. Of all the possible things you could be as a vampire and not worry about sunlight, mermaid would be pretty high on the list. Not really worried about the "wussiest monster scale" or whatever, I'd get to be sexy and gothy and explore the seas forever, plus I can have a pet shark. Who, if needed, can drag food down from the well-lit surface for me. I get the blood, it gets the meat. Everyone wins. Except the food, I guess.

And yeah, again, not terribly worried about erectile dysfunction for the same reason that the benefits of being a male platypus didn't sway my vote any.

 

[Worgen]

I would be an Alicorn Princess of the Sun.

No one mare should have all that power
The clock's tickin', I just count the hours
Stop trippin', I'm trippin' off the power
(21st century schizoid horse)

Yeah but then you'd have a lot of perverts making creepy Rule 34 pics of you having incestuous sex in horrifically kinky ways with your sister.

That, and 4Chan would be the bane of your existence. Just go to youtube and look up "pony thread simulator" by a guy named xXHomerSimpsonXx. Once you've seen/heard it...you can't unsee/unhear it. o.o

Ehh, you get that from any of the creatures people have listed on here. Rule 34 applies to everything.

 

[AntiChri5]

Dragons are just too powerful and cool. Instant choice for most people. They should be banned from the thread.

Anywho, as tempting as all these other options are......werewolf.

But the OP is right. Dragons Dogmas griffons are ridiculously majestic and beautiful.

 

[RJ 17]

Ehh, you get that from any of the creatures people have listed on here. Rule 34 applies to everything.

While that is true - by the definition of Rule 34 it has to be true - there are some particularly disturbing examples regarding the ponies.

 

[Worgen]

Ehh, you get that from any of the creatures people have listed on here. Rule 34 applies to everything.

While that is true - by the definition of Rule 34 it has to be true - there are some particularly disturbing examples regarding the ponies.

There are some very disturbing examples of all the creatures on this list. Lots of people said dragons, have you ever heard of vore?

 

[RJ 17]

There are some very disturbing examples of all the creatures on this list. Lots of people said dragons, have you ever heard of vore?

True, but at least vore is actually within a dragon's nature as they do have a tendency to eat people. The ponies are meant to be cute, sweet, pure, and innocent...not urinating in each other's mouths while getting pounded from behind by hermaphroditic incarnations of each other.

 

[Worgen]

There are some very disturbing examples of all the creatures on this list. Lots of people said dragons, have you ever heard of vore?

True, but at least vore is actually within a dragon's nature as they do have a tendency to eat people. The ponies are meant to be cute, sweet, pure, and innocent...not urinating in each other's mouths while getting pounded from behind by hermaphroditic incarnations of each other.

You've looked into this a bit too much. Anyway, if you judge everything based on the weirdest porn people have drawn of it, then you aren't allowed to like anything since everything has some weird porn of it.

 

[kailus13]

An old-school unicorn. Not the new saccharine type but the ones that gore everything that isn't a pure maiden. The only thing I'd have to worry about would be lions.

Spoiler

[sub]The crown shall be mine![/sub]

 

[RJ 17]

You've looked into this a bit too much. Anyway, if you judge everything based on the weirdest porn people have drawn of it, then you aren't allowed to like anything since everything has some weird porn of it.

Nah, I've just actually seen the pony thread simulator videos and as such have a frame of reference about how 4Chan treats the subject matter.

As for judging things based on strange porn, from the beginning this was all being said in jest.

 

[Lawnmooer]

My initial thought, was Vampire.

Long "Life"span, resistance/immunity to death by conventional means, immunity to diseases, night vision, increased strength and dexterity are all relatively good traits.

Unfortunately the downsides can be an issue...

Not being able to go out in the day (Depending on what kind of vampire, some versions can go out in sunlight whilst others are instantly destroyed), having to feed off other people (Again, depending on what kind... Some require human blood (Which I'm not put off by), some drain other aspects of humans etc)

So my choice will be a Demon.

A lot of iterations of demons can hide in a human form, which would allow for a normal life (None of this being hunted down by everyone for being a potential threat to civilization or people trying to steal the gold you're hoarding) then there's the demon form that can come with wings allowing flight (Saves time and money on travel), enhanced strength, long lifespan etc there's also the possibility of having magical powers and be able to cast spells.

 

[Malty Milk Whistle]

I'd be a Fae, not one of these modern 'fairies' but the Celtic mythological beings who flew without wings, could take on a variety of different forms (including ones indistinguishable from humans) and at best were mischievous, at worst downright malevolent. Plus I'd get a very long life and an alternate dimension to live in (I'd be in the 'Seelie court', for the record).

pretty much this.
I wanna be the original fairys, cuz thoes guys didn't mess about.
They're basically vindictive, magical elves.
A wonderful mix of 'War of the Flowers', 'Lords and Ladies' and the Eldar from 40k.
Suits me down to the celtic mythology!

 

[McMarbles]

Probably a Sphinx. I'd have all the power of a lion, plus I could fly, plus superhuman intelligence. Pretty sweet deal.

 

[Laser Priest]

Dragon. Without question. They breathe fire, they fly, they are incredibly sexy. Seriously, what's not to love here?

Plus, I can rest in hoards of treasure and I can use my pure majesty to get devoted cults of crazies who answer to my every whim.

 

[Imp_Emissary]

I am going to go with the current, but with a twist. Dragons, but not the western kind, but the eastern one:

Spoiler

What is the difference? You might ask. Besides being generally wise and benevolent, instead of animalistic and wicked, they are all magical creatures, whose powers include taking human form, which solves the problem a dragon may have with buildings, doors and cities in general...

I'll have to second hermes here.

I get to be a dragon, and magic? HELL YEAH!

Spoiler: Plus, eastern dragons really do have style.

No offence to our western dragons. You're cool too, but they fly without wings most of the time, and that's just crazy.

[https://imageshack.com/i/05n9i5j]

 

[vegetalss4]

While there have been some tempting alternatives brought up in this thread, my first instinct was to go with a dragon.
Because dragons are simply awesome.

Ehh, you get that from any of the creatures people have listed on here. Rule 34 applies to everything.

While that is true - by the definition of Rule 34 it has to be true - there are some particularly disturbing examples regarding the ponies.

There are some very disturbing examples of all the creatures on this list. Lots of people said dragons, have you ever heard of vore?

I envy your apparent belief in the non-existence of pony-vore.

 

[Worgen]

While there have been some tempting alternatives brought up in this thread, my first instinct was to go with a dragon.
Because dragons are simply awesome.

Ehh, you get that from any of the creatures people have listed on here. Rule 34 applies to everything.

While that is true - by the definition of Rule 34 it has to be true - there are some particularly disturbing examples regarding the ponies.

There are some very disturbing examples of all the creatures on this list. Lots of people said dragons, have you ever heard of vore?

I envy your apparent belief in the non-existence of pony-vore.

I never said it didn't exist, my point was that fucked up porn of what most people would want to be in this thread already exists.