If you could write a letter to your past-self...
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Dear R.A.M
Man, do I have advice for you.
1.Don't date Natalie. Sure she has C-sized boobs, but SHE'S THE CRAZIEST GIRL EVER.
2. When you'll meet that guy who stoled your 14 years old crush, man the fuck up and tell him to go ******** himself between two obeses men.
3. Follow those two advices and you'll have the best girl ever.
Man, do I have advice for you.
1.Don't date Natalie. Sure she has C-sized boobs, but SHE'S THE CRAZIEST GIRL EVER.
2. When you'll meet that guy who stoled your 14 years old crush, man the fuck up and tell him to go ******** himself between two obeses men.
3. Follow those two advices and you'll have the best girl ever.
Dear Me,
Here is a list of gaffes you will make. Avoid them to create an alternate reality, and save the offended egos.
Also, possibly a list of significant changes in stock market. Yay materialism!
Here is a list of gaffes you will make. Avoid them to create an alternate reality, and save the offended egos.
Also, possibly a list of significant changes in stock market. Yay materialism!
"Don't buy Burnout Revenge. It's a fun game, but I'd reccomend renting it instead. Also, Michael Jackson dies on June 25th 2009. Make a bet or two."
The Euromillions results of the tenth of July 2009 are:
6 16 20 42 46
The stars are: 1 and 6
?40,000,000.00
Don't screw this up!
6 16 20 42 46
The stars are: 1 and 6
?40,000,000.00
Don't screw this up!
To past me,
-When you go to your friends house today, don't run, there is a thin, glass door straight ahead and you won't notice it unless you are pretty close
-Several years later, when trying to recharge the batteries, keep your fingers out of the way
-Don't drop your baby brother in the shark tank (Just kidding)
-Don't lean on the metal fireplace when picking up the TV remote
From,
Future Me
P.S. I am currently tied up in a warehouse in the year 2014 with several guns pointed at my head, send help
-When you go to your friends house today, don't run, there is a thin, glass door straight ahead and you won't notice it unless you are pretty close
-Several years later, when trying to recharge the batteries, keep your fingers out of the way
-Don't drop your baby brother in the shark tank (Just kidding)
-Don't lean on the metal fireplace when picking up the TV remote
From,
Future Me
P.S. I am currently tied up in a warehouse in the year 2014 with several guns pointed at my head, send help
Dear James,
On September 11, 2001, there will be a very big attack on the USA, Terrorists will highjack 4 planes, 2 will fly into the twin towers, 1 into the pentagon, and 1 will crash into shanksville. Do what ever you can to save as many lives as you can!
Also, A girl named Breanna, will be in your grade 11 Philosophy Class if you want to go with her, make sure you DONT argue with her and DONT be depressed when she gets into Global be supportive!
Oh and warn your Uncle Rob if he dosent change his ways he is going to die in January of 2009!
Lawrance.
On September 11, 2001, there will be a very big attack on the USA, Terrorists will highjack 4 planes, 2 will fly into the twin towers, 1 into the pentagon, and 1 will crash into shanksville. Do what ever you can to save as many lives as you can!
Also, A girl named Breanna, will be in your grade 11 Philosophy Class if you want to go with her, make sure you DONT argue with her and DONT be depressed when she gets into Global be supportive!
Oh and warn your Uncle Rob if he dosent change his ways he is going to die in January of 2009!
Lawrance.
Dear Bryan,
Don't ever lend your phone to your "friends" they'll fuck you over >.>
<color=blue>P.S. Don't stick it in everything
Hehe last bit would be funny to see
Don't ever lend your phone to your "friends" they'll fuck you over >.>
<color=blue>P.S. Don't stick it in everything
Hehe last bit would be funny to see
